Free sex with easy women

[he who dares wins]

thats why your a lady, dolly!!!!!!!

[Mousey]

But women are guilty of this too........

I've been used................

I've been used too.

It was fuckin' great

[Smarty]

Welcome back Dick, your witty comments were missed.

Do you have Tracey's of Tallaght phone number ???

[sexyfukka]

Sometimes we guys are mugs, yes mugs, halfwits - gobshites- sometimes we really are thick.
I mean think about it, there we are going off paying 250 euro for a shag, yes 2 hundred and 50 fucking euro, what a waste for something that if we try hard enough we can get Free. yes free!

WHERE WE CAN GET FREE SEX? I hear yous all ask, well the answer is in supermarkets and shops- at least that what I read in a womens magazine today (now before any of you are wondering why I read womens magazines let me explain, Know you enemy!, that means read up on women, find out what they want (apart from 250e) and use that information to get free sex.)

This magazine article tells women to chat up attractive men in supermarkets, and to ask these men advice on what to buy, and to invite them home for "coffee" (sex) to thank them.

Now Listen- Im not making this up, this is really what women are advised to do in their magazines, this advice is to help them meet MEN, SO stop laughing and read on . . .

So this gives me an idea- instead of going to en escort and paying her 250e, we should just go to where women are shopping, give them advice on what to buy, and then go back to their semi d and shag them!
Now wheres the best place to meet women? Sex shops of course!
So just go down to Capel street, and go into a sex shop, and then walk up and down the items for sale until you see a woman looking at the sales stock.
(Important note- stay away from the Gay section, or you might make some new friends you dont like)
Now look at the picture below, this is Tracy from Tallaght, Tracy is confused about which vibrator to buy, should she buy the Elephant Cock Vibrator, or the Big Mac Man vibrator?
This is where you approach her and offer your assistance, you can explain to her the merits of silicone or plastic, the benefits of lube, and you can offer yourself to help her use the vibrator in her bedroom . . .
Before you know it Tracy is buying the Elephant Dildo in her hand, and offering to "thank" you in her home with a coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(better buy some condoms while you are still in the sex shop)

i dont see many girls buying vibrators from the sex shops in capel street dick.they must all be buying they`re elephant vibes and monster dildo`s from ann summers.im gonna take ur advice dick and go browse in the vibrator section of ann summers ,i`ll start up a conversation and i`ll offer to use it on her in the bedroom

[DollyDarling]

Women are more likely to go to Miss Fantasia or Ann Summers.

Interesting
Cause when I went to Miss fantasia, I didnt buy a dildo, I just fucked the owner
I should have married him. He was a doll

[adogwithabone]

Sometimes we guys are mugs, yes mugs, halfwits - gobshites- sometimes we really are thick.
I mean think about it, there we are going off paying 250 euro for a shag, yes 2 hundred and 50 fucking euro, what a waste for something that if we try hard enough we can get Free. yes free!

WHERE WE CAN GET FREE SEX? I hear yous all ask, well the answer is in supermarkets and shops- at least that what I read in a womens magazine today (now before any of you are wondering why I read womens magazines let me explain, Know you enemy!, that means read up on women, find out what they want (apart from 250e) and use that information to get free sex.)

This magazine article tells women to chat up attractive men in supermarkets, and to ask these men advice on what to buy, and to invite them home for "coffee" (sex) to thank them.

Now Listen- Im not making this up, this is really what women are advised to do in their magazines, this advice is to help them meet MEN, SO stop laughing and read on . . .

So this gives me an idea- instead of going to en escort and paying her 250e, we should just go to where women are shopping, give them advice on what to buy, and then go back to their semi d and shag them!
Now wheres the best place to meet women? Sex shops of course!
So just go down to Capel street, and go into a sex shop, and then walk up and down the items for sale until you see a woman looking at the sales stock.
(Important note- stay away from the Gay section, or you might make some new friends you dont like)
Now look at the picture below, this is Tracy from Tallaght, Tracy is confused about which vibrator to buy, should she buy the Elephant Cock Vibrator, or the Big Mac Man vibrator?
This is where you approach her and offer your assistance, you can explain to her the merits of silicone or plastic, the benefits of lube, and you can offer yourself to help her use the vibrator in her bedroom . . .
Before you know it Tracy is buying the Elephant Dildo in her hand, and offering to "thank" you in her home with a coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(better buy some condoms while you are still in the sex shop)

There is no such thing as "free" sex, I have picked up girls and been shagging them within an hour or two. It cost me a lot more in self-respect than any escort ever cost me in euros. I have a motto; If you are horny and want to cum, you will feel better abusing yourself rather than abusing someone else.