you would try and lift a skirt on the day of your wedding.Originally Posted by experienced punter
I'm not married never will I couldn't stop having sex with other women
noone wants me anyway
(violins)
the priests one too,
Westside.
Wife gives uncovered intercourse but no other services. Still, Cant beat staying at home and getting from wife the one thing escorts dont give.
Wife wont give blow job. She's phobic about my cock. So I want an escort to blow me uncovered at least!
Wife wont let me go down on her. An escort should be sexually confident enough to let me go down on her.
Wife is an ugly hag. I dont care what services the escort offers as long as she is hot to look at!
Wife wont kiss me. Says my breath smells of Guiness and Pork. An escort should have mouthwash for me and kiss me
Wife wont let me finger her pussy. Ill go get a manicure if I need to, but I want an escort who likes fingered.
Wife does it all but wont take it up the arse. I dont care about any other services from an escort except anal.
Wife is mean to me. Says Im a wenker. I dont care what an escort offers or looks like, just as long as she is a nice person and reminds me that Im a good guy.
I dont have a wife, but Im going to post my thoughts on the matter anyway....
Escorts are the Devil. I prefer my hand :-)
Ffs
you would try and lift a skirt on the day of your wedding.I'm not married never will I couldn't stop having sex with other women
noone wants me anyway
(violins)
the priests one too,
Westside.
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