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Thread: EP got me thinking, taking a dump

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    Default EP got me thinking, taking a dump

    As aforementioned, crapping is not only refreshing and mentally stimulating but also a social activity apt for all ages. It is recommended to practice it on a daily basis, and better even if you share the moment with friends, or better still, taking it on a competitive level. The beneficial effects of shitting has been described many times, as it involves most of our organism and constitutes excellent physical exercise for legs, buttcheecks and several inner muscles surrouning the rectum. Frequent shitting is important for keeping a healthy digestive system. Also, shitting has been reported to act as an anti-stressive, anti-depressive and releases endorphins, which make you feel good, and adrenaline. Anyhow, it is essential to become skilled with the technique of proper shitting, as simply throwing your waste is hardly elegant and for some, unethical.

    Is there a wide and varied protocol for taking a dump ?
    Same time every day?
    Take a newspaper to browse?
    Always sit for a certain lenth of time?
    Admire the texture and quality afterwards?
    If your well proud of the results do you share these with your mates,? hey jimmy come and see the size of this fooker
    And yes i am talking shxtx again before anyone says

    Elle x

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    Ellie stop talking shite
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Quote Originally Posted by doozer121 View Post
    Ellie stop talking shite
    Quote Originally Posted by Elle of Edinburgh View Post
    And yes i am talking shxtx again before anyone says
    Theres always one

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    Sorry Elle, didnt read the last sentece
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    This is a Shit Thread.

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    Is there a wide and varied protocol for taking a dump ? For me there is ! Only ever sit on MY toilet seat , otherwise the squat technique is used in work or public toilets .

    Same time every day? Anytime is a good time for rimmer !

    Take a newspaper to browse? Not necessary for rimmer !

    Always sit for a certain lenth of time? No more than a minute for rimmer !

    Admire the texture and quality afterwards? Occasionally for rimmer !

    If your well proud of the results do you share these with your mates,? hey jimmy come and see the size of this fooker Rimmer has been known to send the odd text to friends to boast every now and then !


    Elle x[/QUOTE]
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    I share your love of a good dump Elle...
    You should try playing with yourself while releasing the brown..
    I have tried it on more than one occasion and have found great satisfaction in ejaculating from both at the same time...
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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    Wheres exp to say this is the worst thread ever

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    Heeeeeeeeeeere I aaaaaaaaaam
    p/s make sure to wipe your arse from left to right otherwise u might get some on your balls

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    My greatest ever pleasure was once upon a time when I was very badly constipated for a considerable length of time.

    On eventual evacuation of said stool (quite enormous, like a baseball bat) I was the happiest man in the world (once the bleeding stopped of course)

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