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[hornynaomi]

Your not having much luck getting rid of your habit

Where were you when I had no choice but to go to mass?



The problem with beds is that it collapse's every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast."

from now on my favourite writer is QPH instead of Gabriel Garcia Marquez hey U damn good write a book LOL!!!

[Doozer]

from now on my favourite writer is QPH instead of Gabriel Garcia Marquez hey U damn good write a book LOL!!!

No dont say that. We have only just got him to keep his posts short, dont get him to break the cycle

[labratd22]

No way this ones getting fixed the metal frame is as bent a gok wan,

guys if you turned up and there was no bed would it be ok

Just tell them its a Japanese futon, most wont notice its not

[Quarterpoundher]

from now on my favourite writer is QPH instead of Gabriel Garcia Marquez hey U damn good write a book LOL!!!

That's been said before
many times and many ways
but never from nun
and never as fun

If bed should creak
sometime this week
don't bother with slats
we'll make do on the mat

[hornynaomi]

No dont say that. We have only just got him to keep his posts short, dont get him to break the cycle

ok but im confused now....he is a poet
getting better and better.............

Dear QPH,

please keeep ur posts short thanx in advance!!!!

Naomi

[Quarterpoundher]

ok but im confused now....he is a poet
getting better and better.............

Dear QPH,

please keeep ur posts short thanx in advance!!!!

Naomi

Ok Sister Naomi, seeing as you asked so nice (see forum?... that's all you had to do )...

I will keep my posts as short as Kellys bed posts are now... with going on reports are pretty close to ground at the moment....

spanks in advance

[hornynaomi]

I try to not answer but ur so funny!!!!

Others pls help to Kelly with advices!!!!!!!
Thnx

[Quarterpoundher]

I try to not answer but ur so funny!!!!

Others pls help to Kelly with advices!!!!!!!
Thnx

We can always take this to the confession box and you can absolve me of all sin

Three hails Marys and an our Father should cover the basic's and we'll take it from there depending on how far from grace I have fallen and how far from heaven you have flown...



Kelly..... my advise in two words...

Harvey Norman.... (go Harvey go!!!)

ok that 5 but way less then I would normally post... (Until Sister Naomi unties me from my bonds)

[anon361]

I would love if an escort instead of taking me into the bedroom took me to the sitting room and had her wicked way with me on the couch, ok it would be more like me having my wicked way with her but it's my fantasy so it can be the way i want it LOL. I read a review where the punter was complaining when the escort done this, I was like; you lucky fecker Mind you the security would have to get his ass off it and into the bedroom out of the way first

[thehighwayman]

You shouldn't cancel your appointments as it mightn't be easy to get hold of your clients. Also they mightn't appreciate been called or texted. You can improvise as others said. You can also use the bath instead.

There must be cheap beds going now as Harvey Norman is advertising non stop and probably open untill all hours. You might have a job getting the bed out of the appartment though. You can get Zumo Bishop and co to get rid of it for you