Got Cut need Outcall

[jojeffer]

student looking for an outcall to private reidence in south dublin..thing is just got cut, (not John Bobbit or there would be no outcall) cut a month or so ago all good now...looking for someone very gentle. i have a student card if that will get me a discount...

[Banger]

who knew converting to judaism would be such a hassle

[Quarterpoundher]

Got cut need first aid kit would seem more appropriate Have to admire his composure in posting though...

Drunken Carpenter Accidentally Cuts Off His Own Penis During DIY

[jojeffer]

drunken jewish carpenter goes very far....you could not make it up
there is more to admire than my composure, i was hoping for more replies actually talking outcall rates...

[Quarterpoundher]

Look on the bright side... at least you'll always have a set square close to hand for the next DIY job

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bR6JTqwgUC...200/broken.jpg