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    So I never used an escort in my life and I want to give it a go, but I'm quite nervous because I'm so new to this, can somebody give me an advise on what should I say when calling an escort and what I should and what I shouldn't do when meeting one, much appreciated.

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    Default Nothing to be afraid of......

    Just be polite and respectful............

    You'll find that most of then are infact, human beings.................. and quite normal............
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    And dont tell them your E-I user name or they might think it's the police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visevice View Post
    So I never used an escort in my life and I want to give it a go, but I'm quite nervous because I'm so new to this, can somebody give me an advise on what should I say when calling an escort and what I should and what I shouldn't do when meeting one, much appreciated.
    like luther said be polite, theres no need to be nervous, dont forget these ladys are human and seen and heard it all before, just tell her what your looking for and she will tell you if she can accomadate you, and follow her simple instructions to were she is, and relax and enjoy urself!!!!

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    So if I just call and say "Hi, I'm looking for an escort, would you be available" would be O.K.? Just drop me first line, plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Just be polite and respectful............

    You'll find that most of then are infact, human beings.................. and quite normal............
    Most of them Luther?

    What would you call the few who are not human
    The Truth is out there.

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    "Hello there, my name is (make up a name). I was wondering if you would be free for an incall/outcall later today/this evening/tonight? Do you do (list what you would like to do with her)? Are any of those extra or are they included in the advertised fee? Ok, where exactly are you located?"

    Then agree on the time. Set off in plenty of time to be there ahead of time. Before you go, have a shower/bath and make sure to wash your ass (that's an in-house joke by the way), brush you teeth, dress reasonably, bring mouth wash/breath freshner with you......oh yeah, dont forget the money.

    When you get to the location you were instructed to go to, ring again just before the appointed time to get the exact location and directions.


    Would you like me to come with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Most of them Luther?

    What would you call the few who are not human
    Feckin Klingons.......they're really difficult to shake off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    "Hello there, my name is (make up a name). I was wondering if you would be free for an incall/outcall later today/this evening/tonight? Do you do (list what you would like to do with her)? Are any of those extra or are they included in the advertised fee? Ok, where exactly are you located?"

    Then agree on the time. Set off in plenty of time to be there ahead of time. Before you go, have a shower/bath and make sure to wash your ass (that's an in-house joke by the way), brush you teeth, dress reasonably, bring mouth wash/breath freshner with you......oh yeah, dont forget the money.

    When you get to the location you were instructed to go to, ring again just before the appointed time to get the exact location and directions.


    Would you like me to come with you?
    Thats a good idea Carlos.
    Maybe she might do a special offer :2 Clients for the price of one
    Last edited by westcorklad; 16-08-09 at 21:55.
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    That's O.K., I'll go alone Thank's for all the advice, now just have to find a good escort. Should be sort of special for my first time, have any recommendations for escorts in Dublin?

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