Petty things/hates

[rover]

YOU KNOW THESE THINGS THAT REALLY GET YOUR GOAT,I HATE THEM.HERES ONE FOR YOU.
OLD PEOPLE,NOT ALL OLD PEOPLE JUST SOME.IN GENERAL I LIKE OLD PEOPLE BUT THERES A FEW THAT REALLY GET ON MY TITS.YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT THINK JUST BECAUSE IM AN OLD FUCKER IM RIGHT AND YOUR WRONG.THEM ONES.THE OLD PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN DO OR SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY LIKE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE OLD.THE ONES THAT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR NOT OLD.
ANYBODY KNOW THEM,GOT ANY MORE

Being a young fellah, I agree old people get on your tits.

ROVER

[experienced punter]

I hate people who scratch their arses & then smell their finger
people who wipe their nose & then expect u to shake hands
people who eat their snots
people who jump ques
people who cycle on footpaths
escorts who ripped me off
people who are drunk & talk shit
girls who reject me
girls who are beautiful but have bad attitude
people who give out about trivial things
people who scam the system

[rover]

I hate people who scratch their arses & then smell their finger
people who wipe their nose & then expect u to shake hands
people who eat their snots
people who jump ques
people who cycle on footpaths
escorts who ripped me off
people who are drunk & talk shit
girls who reject me
girls who are beautiful but have bad attitude
people who give out about trivial things
people who scam the system

I hate people who scratch their arses & then smell their finger - (and not lick it ).
people who wipe their nose & then expect u to shake hands - (better than somebody thats just had a wank).
people who eat their snots - (without salt).
people who jump ques - (and there's none left when it's your turn ).
people who cycle on footpaths - (and don't kill anyone).
escorts who ripped me off - (escorts who sucked me off).
people who are drunk & talk shit - (that's me).
girls who reject me - (fuck em).
girls who are beautiful but have bad attitude - (fuck them too).
people who give out about trivial things - (don't mind em).
people who scam the system - (fair play to them).

[luther]

[Westsidex]

who talk about the weather,especially on a bad day.

Like im walking along in gale force winds with the heavens pissing down.Someone comes along...............

"hello west,nasty day isnt it"

I mean wtf?????What a stupid comment.Like i wouldnt know the weather when im walking in the bloodly thing.

"morning west,beautiful day".

Horay,i never noticed.

And icey weather even.

"good evening west,icy out isnt it"

Er no,i didnt notice.I was reading Wuthering Heights.I always bring a good book out with me on an icy day,in case i slip at the last minute.Prick.

God i hate ppl like that.I mean if they were interesting about it like.............

"morning west.Nasty enough day, winds from the east up 70 mph with scattered showers and patches of sunny spells in the afternoon.Highest temp to fall between 15 and 18 degrees."

Now at least thats something to listen to as the person knows what they are on about but stating the obvious.Walking along looking like an elephant pissed on me and i get "wet day west isnt it".

excuse me?fuck off with winds at 150mph,
Westside.

[luther]

People who shout "get in the hole" at golf........

Especially at the tee box on a par 5.............. idiots................

[WD-40]

What is a knod? just in case i get one i know what it is

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO CORRECT YOUR SPELLING WHEN THEY KNOW YOU JUST HIT THE WRONG KEY AND CUDNT BE ARSED EDITING IT.
OR UNFORTUNATE FOLK THAT THINK CORK IS THE REAL CAPITAL

[WD-40]

being a young fellah, i agree old people get on your tits.

rover

dont think you wud be one of those grumpy old farts rover,id say your more the type that starts telling stories and within two minutes you have either falling asleep or completely mashed your story in with another story so that nobody has a clue what the hell your talkin about.
The type that has his very own stool at the bar of his local,that people ask questions and look puzzled if someone else sits on it.

[experienced punter]

I hate people who go on about golf how they played yesterday their handicap is down to 6 or 7 or whatever go & fuck yourselves we don't care....

[anon361]

Escorts that think licking your face and sticking their tongue in your ear is sexy, pisses me off no end, instant erection killer for me !!