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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    its even more dangerous for her to let her drawers down when she is drunk.

    9 months off work,
    Westside.
    westie westie westie she would be wearing sexy lingerie not plain aul drawers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    westie westie westie she would be wearing sexy lingerie not plain aul drawers
    i could never get the pieces with all the strings in them.Jesus like a case of self-strangulation.Pulling the waist in about three inches.I'd be putting up a review of a purple faced escorts.

    When she opened the door ,she was gasping for air and very purple faced..................

    so i left,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    i could never get the pieces with all the strings in them.Jesus like a case of self-strangulation.Pulling the waist in about three inches.I'd be putting up a review of a purple faced escorts.

    When she opened the door ,she was gasping for air and very purple faced..................

    so i left,
    Westside.
    wrong again westie she was only having an orgasm at the thought of
    meeting someone as famous as ureself

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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    wrong again westie she was only having an orgasm at the thought of
    meeting someone as famous as ureself
    Go easy on him Ber, he may never have seen this phenomenon before and didn't recognize it..............................
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    O god lads,
    Just tell me straight.
    If you saw an escort and she was drunk and slurring her words and falling over.....
    Would you think its fun, or would you feel really upset?

    Tell me, and then Ill tell you what happened to me tonight

    And escorts,
    How would you feel if you were booked for a double,
    and you showed up and the other girl was drunk and slurring her words and falling over...
    Would you feel really upset? Or think its fun?
    EEK!!!

    Drunken Escort!!!???

    Thats a big ass NO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    After spending an hour with me, the escort would go straight to the pub and get pissed out of her brains, either that or commit suicide.
    Not if we were in Vegas. Then we would just get married afterwards

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    Well I must say, Its a relief to know you all feel the same about drunken escorts. I know now that I didn't get upset for nothing last night. Sometimes it's good to get other people's comments about a topic, and then you know if you are over-reacting or not to a situation. I see now that I wasnt over-reacting, and did in fact have an expected reaction.

    I am grateful, I truely am, for the gig. I did need the money, so I did. 800 is good for 2 hours. It was her gig and her client who gave 3000 to her to spend the night with him. I was to pop over for a little 2 hour treat then. But when I arrived, they were both very drunk, her more then he. They kept urging me to drink, and I said "no" and the other escort called me "you're so boring" and "no fun" in front of her client. I asked then if I should leave since I was not in the same mindset as they. He wanted me to stay tho. He knew when to put the drink down and start the sex, but she was obsessed with the bottle. Kept leaping off the bed to drink more and more till her words were slurred and she was tipping over. It was tolerable to me, not fun at all, but I tried to just get through it with a good attitude. He fucked my pussy hard and came. Ok, great. Then we got him going again and he went for her ass. I think he shoulda gone for my ass since its always as clean as can be. I'm addicted to the enema as you might know already. Seems she didnt have the same addiction and pretty much passed out drunk while he was pounding her ass hard, he noticed then lots of brown on the condom and he freaked and screamed and ran to the shower. He came out shaking and spilled a bottle of red wine on the white hotel carpet. Poor lad tried to clean it up with the towel. I cleaned up her mess off the bed like a fucking stupid maid. I was horrified. But hard to know what to do when it is her gig, her client, and she has made this horrible scene. He looked at me (the sober one) and said "you can go ahead and leave, and take her with you". so he started "oh ive a headache, oh ive to work early tomorrow" where of course I knew why he was throwing us out! I had to dress her, put her shoes on her feet, comb her hair... Anyway, out in the hotel lobby, she refused to leave. I tried picking her up and carrying her, and she held onto things and hit at me. Got her downstairs and she started kissing the security of the hotel. Then a police was standing near and he called a taxi, but she held to a lampost and hit at me to not get in. I let her go, and she wobbled down the street and walked into every hotel lobby she could find. Got escorted out then by security. I finally got one security to lead her into a taxi and I told him to go to her place. Had to go looking for her key in her purse to get her inside her building, and figure out key to get in her flat. Left her alone then and went home.
    I am still in shock to be honest. She never even said thankyou to me for helping her. She did today say sorry.
    On my own, this drama never happens. I have never been drunk on a date. I just dont get it how she could do that to me or her client
    Last edited by DollyDarling; 10-08-09 at 05:46.

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    wow, did I shock everyone into silence?

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    Nasty business, and a bit of a gross-out factor too. Maybe you should've lifted her fee out of her purse for helping her home safely

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    I agree. First she shouldve given him most his money back since he paid 3000 for an overnight and she at that point had only had dinner, drinks, and a nasty bit of anal. But if she was going to be unfair and keep all that money, yes, she shouldve offered me some for saving her, protecting her, cleaning up her poo mess, following her around to make sure she didn't cause more trouble... That wasn't in the job description ffs

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