haggling with escorts

[experienced punter]

me: will u do it for less than 150
escort: how much can u afford?
me: 50?
escort: fuck off you timewaster
me: no no wait wait hear me out I Wanna tell u something
escort: come on, come on what is it
me: do u read E-1 Forums?
escort: yes why why
me: Well I'm experienced punter
escort: REALLY(excited) when can u come?
me: so 50 is ok?
escort: yes yes of course see u later

[Doozer]

When he finishes and escort Logs on.

Lads that guy EP, is a fucking cheapskate, 50e is all he paid for a half hour of my time.

He was just lucky he rang my bell or I would be boycotting him and adding him to the list of bad clients.

I did manage to "borrow" his watch, that was conviently fogotton about after the appointment though.

Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

[luther]

me: will u do it for less than 150
escort: how much can u afford?
me: 50?
escort: fuck off you timewaster
me: no no wait wait hear me out I Wanna tell u something
escort: come on, come on what is it
me: do u read E-1 Forums?
escort: yes why why
me: Well I'm experienced punter
escort: REALLY(excited) when can u come?
me: so 50 is ok?
escort: yes yes of course see u later

He sounds like a reasonable chap......... you should take him up on the offer.............

[Vladi]

me: will u do it for less than 150
escort: how much can u afford?
me: 50?
escort: fuck off you timewaster
me: no no wait wait hear me out I Wanna tell u something
escort: come on, come on what is it
me: do u read E-1 Forums?
escort: yes why why
me: Well I'm experienced punter
escort: REALLY(excited) when can u come?
me: so 50 is ok?
escort: yes yes of course see u later

...and then EP woke up

[piggi]

To be honest I've never felt the need to haggle.

Generally what happens is that, at the end of the appointment, the girl thanks me and gives me my money back. Sometimes a few quid extra too...

[rover]

ok, maybe haggle was the wrong word. maybe ask for a discount?

I always get a discount.

[Smarty]

I do hear discussions on the radio and such, you go in toa shop, see a tv u like, it's 1000, and you try and get it down to maybe 900. The shop allows for this in the price anyway we're told and would rather make a sale , than see a customer walk out the door.

So, has anyone done this with an escort? Does €150 reallty mean €150 for 30 mins?

ESP

I actually think this is Bollox.

I think businesses in Ireland are still in their Ivory towers.

Heres a few examples that Smarty had lately.

Yes I heard this ask for a discount and you will get 10% off at least.

I was in a car dealer I said thinking of changing the car he said mine plus €10,000
I said I was thinking €7000
He did'nt even try to negotiate and say give me 9000 or something.
No all he did was hand me his card.
And these guys grumble about low car sales

[jessie]

I hate when people start haggle the price. A big big turn off for me.
We are not some goods on the market of Timbuktu or somewhere in Istanbul.
So hagglers don't even call me because it will be a big NO!
There are even people telling you straight that they will pay such and such price as you will accept it anyway. So rude.
But of course you can always ask nicely and IF (yes a big if) I'm in a good mood I can give you a small discount or more time.

Jessie

[English Milly Masseuse]

When I started coming to Ireland it was a straight 250 per hour THE GOING RATE!

Prices have been pushed down a little but if you want a cheaper price then go to a cheaper establishment.

To be honest if a guy haggles with me I dont see him because 9 outta 10 he will be a "wank material time waster" who just wants a chat with a hooker!

What about my overheads?

Petrol
Airport parking
food
Hotel
taxi/Bus
phone charges
new stockings (often 4 pairs a day)
tips for the maid
New lingerie
New toys

It all adds up!

I know I am worth every Euro and if a man wants my company and doesnt haggle then its GRAND x

[Westsidex]

me: will u do it for less than 150
escort: how much can u afford?
me: 50?
escort: fuck off you timewaster
me: no no wait wait hear me out I Wanna tell u something
escort: come on, come on what is it
me: do u read E-1 Forums?
escort: yes why why
me: Well I'm experienced punter
escort: REALLY(excited) when can u come?
me: so 50 is ok?
escort: yes yes of course see u later

me: will u do it for less than 150?
escort: how much can u afford?
me: 50?
escort: fuck off you timewaster
me: no no wait wait hear me out I Wanna tell u something
escort: come on, come on what is it
me: do u read E-1 Forums?
escort: WESTIEEEEEEEEEEE?????????????????Would you likea sandwich and a cup of tea??
me: eh yep im Westside.
escort; a bit disappointing to be honest.
me: what?why?
escort: well i was expecting a bit more to be honest.Im mean your soooooo boring.Not what i would expect with Westside.
me: Ok so.Well look, im Experienced Punter.
escort: really?????
me: yes.are you happy to see me?
escort:i have a surprise for you.
me: great i love surprises.show me.
escort: no worries.see this?
me: the door?
escort: yes.now get the hell out of here.
me: what?
escort: on your bike,move.go away and pull your mickey.

a happy ending,
Westside.