I don't know if any of you lads have noticed, but the battle for second place on the escorts review table rolls on this week, as Zobanzoo scored an equaliser against Nbt to equal him at 84 reviews apiece. These two prolific punters have been shagging like billy-o in the past few weeks, leaving a trail of sticky tissues in their wake all over the country like a porn tickertape parade. One week Nbt's ahead with a new review - next week Zobanzoo kicks back with a double header, only to find that Nbt's sneaked another one in on him. Deadlocked, neck in neck, I wish I had the bastards' money

With Scankman way out in front and Ber a couple of furlongs behind, who's going to emerge the victor in this mighty tussle for second place on the reviews table?