I am beginning to think its not the legal issue but my own fear of sex

[Westsidex]

Maybe i dont look as bad as I think I look because recently a girl at a bar hit off me by accident after that she commented that the drink I was getting looked nice.My response was so sad I dont want to even say it.I am at a loss at how im going to short this out

i think your fucked.She seems to have noticed the drink before you Just kidding.


(q)thats a nice looking drink

(a)would you like one.

heres your star West,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

i dont think that drink is the answer here buddy, if anything u should do it while your sober, u dont wanna fall in to the whole getting drunk before u fuck an escort thing coz that will transend into ur social life if u ever do get with a girl, just look about and get one of the good ones, take time to choose and make sure that you check the review, and remember when it comes time to do the nasty that its you thats hiring the girl and if she's any bit good that she'll want to do a good job for you, im sure they've had every type of nervous guy before so ull be grand, u wont get anywhere in life by not doin things, look for a suitable girl and just go for it, you only live once, carpe diem

some ppl are so drunk when they do it that if the woman went into labour the ambulance driver would be done for drinking driving.

Having said that i was appraoched by this one for her friend in a pub lately and jesus my luck.I was fuckin horrified.She had a face like original sin and about five stone heavier than me and im not light.Seriously she was like a laxitive and let me tell you the shit didnt half run out of me and hey,they wouldnt take nope for an answer.Oh no,English apparently isnt that easy to understand.She and her frined wanted me to go to a nightclub with them.I came close to asking if i have to pay for four.Jesus a shark on a leash she was,a big round head and a face only a mother could love,a fuckin shark on a leash she was.The thought of it now after many weeks horrfies me.I reckon a guy should be given a posthumous medal for goign down on her.I feel thats why lights and drink and bags were all invented.For the likes of her.

I havnt seen her since thank god but if i do im bringing a stopwatch.Might as well try the Guinness book.

The 100 mts will be smashed,
Westside.

PS did i mention she was bad???????

[Vladi]

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Having said that i was appraoched by this one for her friend in a pub lately and jesus my luck.I was fuckin horrified.She had a face like original sin and about five stone heavier than me and im not light.Seriously she was like a laxitive and let me tell you the shit didnt half run out of me and hey,they wouldnt take nope for an answer.Oh no,English apparently isnt that easy to understand.She and her frined wanted me to go to a nightclub with them.I came close to asking if i have to pay for four.Jesus a shark on a leash she was,a big round head and a face only a mother could love,a fuckin shark on a leash she was.The thought of it now after many weeks horrfies me....

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Well that is Mr Pink sorted on the reassurance front.....

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I reckon a guy should be given a posthumous medal for goign down on her.

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They get the bodies back then do they?