Alechoran has chosen to take offence at my signature, the first part of which (in blue) is in very poor latin. The second part (in red) is in somewhat better Portuguese.
The signature reads:
In Latin: Carlos Marvado-member of Qph's magnificent moderating seven.
In Portuguese: Our Lord, you gave us bodies so that we could enjoy life. Let us f**k, Amen.
Sincere apologies to all who take offence.