Qph is the best moderator we ever had,
does his job well and gets rid of the bad.
What's his name Stewie or is it Cal99,
if only the little fecker, would get off the line.

Qph has to put up with a load of hullabaloo,
from those wasters with nothing better to do.
So gentlemen please give the chap a break,
you surely must all give him a mean headache.

The job of modding is a voluntary task,
you give up your time, that's all we can ask.
So Qph please keep up the wonderful work,
and ban anybody that acts like a jerk.