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    Talking Tale of Danny Morgan......

    Hello guys & gals
    My sister in law who incidentally knows about my job showed me this little humourous poem about Danny Morgan that was written by her elderly Aunt in America. Thought I would share it as it is quite funny & I am sure you guys out there can add to the humour!


    TALE OF DANNY MORGAN

    This is the tale of Daniel Morgan
    Who had a tiny sexual organ
    This gave the girls a sudden shock
    When they held his tiny cock

    He laboured hard to find a cure
    And poulticed it with fish manure
    He tied it up with bits of string
    But still it was a poor wee thing
    It was just one inch long when fully reared
    And lying down it disappeared
    Twas just by chance they named him Danny
    With half an inch less they would call him Fanny

    One day Danny read the Daily Mail
    That things called falsies were on sale
    For women that had tiny breasts
    They wore these things inside their vests
    And then went out in the latest fashion
    To satisfy mensí beastly passion

    Our Danny said I am a fool.
    Why canít I make a big false tool
    He worked all night upon his chopper
    And ended with a great big whopper
    12 inches long & made of plastic
    To stretch a fanny like elastic

    It really was a lovely job
    Upon the end a big red knob
    Dan tied it up with bits of twine
    It really did look rather fine
    Lying there beneath his pants
    It looked just like an elephants.

    Girls all flocked around with glee
    To see his bulge stretch to his knee
    No other fellows had a chance
    When Dan was at the local dance
    When girls were dancing around with Danny
    His tool kept tickling around their fanny.

    The girls began to faint and swoon
    As Danny waltzed them round the room
    But what a shock Dan had in store
    For one night dancing around the floor
    Danny stopped and loudly cursed
    Heíd felt his strings and strappings burst
    Before he reached the nearest seat
    His tool was dancing at his feet

    His partner said with a nervous cough
    ĎExcuse me but your cock just fell off
    He couldnít face the scene thereafter
    The wise cracks and the scornful laughter
    All the girls that Dan had dated
    In tears to see his cock deflated.

    A girl named Sylvie made Dan sick
    As she gave Dansí tool a spiteful kick
    Danny screamed around the hall
    For string was tied around one ball
    As he staggered to the door
    He dragged his cock along the floor
    The band by now was almost crackers
    As Dan went off to bathe his knackers

    So if you are like Danny Morgan
    And have a tiny sexual organ
    Remember though itís only wee
    Itís always good enough to pee.

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    Default Little Dan

    Knew Danny Morgan...he was a little bollox that lived in Stillorgan!

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    Thumbs up

    Don't you just love the way some peoples minds work, I am in awe when I read someones brilliance!!

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    Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile

    Hope your next tour goes well

    East

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    Quote Originally Posted by East View Post
    Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile

    Hope your next tour goes well

    East
    expect we will see north and south soon

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    Isn't Morgan a Cork name ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    expect we will see north and south soon
    I was hoping for something like North by Northwest.

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    Knew Danny Morgan...he was a little bollox that lived in Stillorgan

    Wiseguy - Hehehe - good one - don't send him my way ok LOL!

    Don't you just love the way some peoples minds work, I am in awe when I read someones brilliance!!

    Anon: Yeh I agree = I wish i could write stuff like that!

    Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile
    Hope your next tour goes well


    East: yeh it made me smile. Thanks for your comment about my tour.

    expect we will see north and south soon

    I was hoping for something like North by Northwest.


    Ber & Alechoran: I do try & cover both North & South, East & West = next trip does cover the south & west! > Cork> Kerry > Limerick > Galway.........of course dates & places will be confirmed within the next couple of weeks so keep an eye out for info xx

    Take care
    Sexycoolbabe Lauren xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    Isn't Morgan a Cork name ?
    Sorr Alec to the best of my knowledge Morgan is a Welsh name

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    Lauren, great to see you on the board.

    I reckon more lads will post if more girls post

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