off peak

[anon361]

When you reach that magic age i'l let you have axess to my data base of cheap rides

Thanks for that but i'm still holding out hope that I would retire young and wealthy enough not to need a cheap ride but this recession has put a little dent in my plans, lets hope it doesn't de-rail it altogether

[sirlicksalot]

Sorry but he was hand gliding off the sugarloaf when it happened....but you could be right about the rest of the family!...I guess your not going to take me up on the offer!

Hand gliding? ah yes wanking (not to be confused with hang gliding) The hand glider/wanker of the sugarloaf who you called grandad or the silly old c**t, was not in fact related to you. He was the last of his regement to reach your gran on the night in question and due to the long wait not to mention his nervous disposition he tipped on the ramp and his contribution ran down her leg with that of many other young men and was lost for posterity in the insole of her wellington. Your real grandfather is likely to be any of the first 15 brave soldiers who faced her. They all lost their lives to pox. The insole was recycled and was last heard of forming part of the SUSPENSION of a 1952 ford prefect, the sugarloaf hand glider/wanker had no other off SPRING that i know of...
PS... If you require more information regarding your family dont hesitate to ask .....

[sirlicksalot]

Thanks for that but i'm still holding out hope that I would retire young and wealthy enough not to need a cheap ride but this recession has put a little dent in my plans, lets hope it doesn't de-rail it altogether

I used to dream like that when I was your age. Before Mr. Bradford and Mr. Bingley came into my life

[rover]

Any ladies doing reduced rates for pensioners, might suit part timer or simi retired. She would'nt have to be a model or be in the first flush of youth ... North Tipp/ Offaly /Laois anywhere

Perhaps if you have a medical card, you could show them that as well and you might get your punt free.

[luther]

Perhaps if you have a medical card, you could show them that as well and you might get your punt free.

Rover, that's the funniest thing I read here today...........PMSL..............

[rover]

Rover, that's the funniest thing I read here today...........PMSL..............

Um, what does PMSL stand for buddy?

[anon361]

Um, what does PMSL stand for buddy?

Pissing MySelf Laughing

[rover]

Pissing MySelf Laughing

Thanks anon buddy, (I genuinely didn't know).

[pussandboots]

PM me or Doozer121 or Grimmjow for my details. Lorna xxx