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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    this is the conversation when i tell an escort my username

    me: Do u read the boards?
    Escort: Yes sometimes is good sometimes boring
    me: U probably heard of me (smiles)i'm one of the fellas that spouts off all sorts of bullshit on the board
    escort: Really!(smiles&giggles) go on tell me who are u?
    Me: I'm e x p e r i e n c e d p u n t e r!
    Escort: Oh i see are u long on the board?
    Me: A long time now too long
    escort: I cant tell a lie i've never heard of u....
    are you sure thats not the conversation you hav in your local pub
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RicFlair View Post
    I don't mind sharing my username with Escorts. I've nothing to hide that way. I just don't say much about me. I certainly never tell them my real name or anything like that.

    I love all the girls I meet. I think their great and I encourage a little bit of open behaviour. But then again the girls I see are the best. I only ever see the best. That way I know I'm guarenteed to have fun. After all thats why we're here.
    Spot on ric I go to escorts because I have a need and they have the services to fill that need I do share my user name with escort and like ric I certainly never tell them my real name, so when I write a review good or bad it is what I honest though of the escort and if she wants to reply she can do so it’s her right I have nothing to hide. But as ye can see from my reviews the are all good the 1 bad review was removed for some reason. So close the thread and lets move on because this is rovers week (lucky dog)
    Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    spot on ric i go to escorts because i have a need and they have the services to fill that need i do share my user name with escort and like ric i certainly never tell them my real name, so when i write a review good or bad it is what i honest though of the escort and if she wants to reply she can do so it’s her right i have nothing to hide. But as ye can see from my reviews the are all good the 1 bad review was removed for some reason. So close the thread and lets move on because this is rovers week (lucky dog)
    dont be worryin about that,everybody knows this is rovers week and nuttin can over shadow that,he's on his way to legendary status
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Default Ah yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    this is the conversation when I tell an escort my username

    me: do u read the boards?
    escort: yes sometimes is good sometimes boring
    me: u probably heard of me (smiles)I'm one of the fellas that spouts off all sorts of bullshit on the board
    escort: really!(smiles&giggles) go on tell me who are u?
    me: I'm e x p e r i e n c e d p u n t e r!
    escort: Oh I see are u long on the board?
    me: a long time now too long
    escort: I cant tell a lie I've never heard of u....
    but tell it like it went now plz

    me: do u read the boards?
    escort: yes sometimes is good sometimes boring
    me: u probably heard of me (smiles)I'm one of the fellas that spouts off all sorts of bullshit on the board
    escort:Westie?Westieeeeeeeeeeeee?????????
    me: I'm e x p e r i e n c e d p u n t e r!
    escort: Oh right yeah ffs.nice to see your still around.I read you were jumping of the Clarion you know.
    me: Oh were you worried about me?
    escort: Can i ask you a q?
    me: ok
    escort: How is Westie?Im a big fan you know.


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    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    but tell it like it went now plz

    me: do u read the boards?
    escort: yes sometimes is good sometimes boring
    me: u probably heard of me (smiles)I'm one of the fellas that spouts off all sorts of bullshit on the board
    escort:Westie?Westieeeeeeeeeeeee?????????
    me: I'm e x p e r i e n c e d p u n t e r!
    escort: Oh right yeah ffs.nice to see your still around.I read you were jumping of the Clarion you know.
    me: Oh were you worried about me?
    escort: Can i ask you a q?
    me: ok
    escort: How is Westie?Im a big fan you know.


    The rest isnt for your eyes,
    Westside.





    nbt

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    Me: I'm Anon163
    Escort: Beep beep beep,
    Me: Hello hello hello, damn must have found out I am attached...Damn that Claire one to hell

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    Default And the News at 6.

    Gardai in cork are investegating the death of a man in broad daylight earlier today.The man yet to be named was found beaten about the head in the doorway of Ann Summers.A blood stained dildo was found next to him.Now joining us from Cork we have Charlie Bird.

    Charlie ,what can you tell us about this incident.

    Well the man was beaten to death with what appears to be a dildo at the doorway of Ann Summers in Princes Street just before ten am this morning.The implement was found next to the body.Gardai are viewing CCTV.They are also appealing for any witnesses to come forward as well as a man seen running from the scene wearing a pair of blue shorts and a yellow top with the wrods "Even Jesus loves EX P" written on the back.Back to you in the studio.

    And now we take a break but yet to come..............
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westsidex View Post
    gardai in cork are investegating the death of a man in broad daylight earlier today.the man yet to be named was found beaten about the head in the doorway of ann summers.a blood stained dildo was found next to him.now joining us from cork we have charlie bird.

    Charlie ,what can you tell us about this incident.

    Well the man was beaten to death with what appears to be a dildo at the doorway of ann summers in princes street just before ten am this morning.the implement was found next to the body.gardai are viewing cctv.they are also appealing for any witnesses to come forward as well as a man seen running from the scene wearing a pair of blue shorts and a yellow top with the wrods "even jesus loves ex p" written on the back.back to you in the studio.

    And now we take a break but yet to come..............
    Westside.
    pity you cant enter your own competition west,
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Default the truth about Westside&escorts

    They all want to meet u I have been told- no joking
    God knows why

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    Default Tell them not to worry

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    They all want to meet u I have been told- no joking
    God knows why
    and have no fear cause West is here.

    I'll be dropping my prices for the recession,
    Westside.

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