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    Red face After a wank

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    Wanking. Its something us lads do occasionally. This isnt something I cant chat to my mates about, so I said to myself why not post it with your new EI buddies

    I feel a great need to spank my monkey two times daily. AM and PM. I love it, but I feel its a drug.
    Post wank, I couldnt give a toss(excuse the pun!) for a girl and have been known to delete porn off my laptop, dump dvds the like. Its just after I cum, I wanna have a kip or a beer and I have no interest in birds and cant ever see myself having the interest again.

    Its like pre cum, I want to do everything to everygirl on here. Put my face everywhere and enjoy

    Post cum, I think, smelly hairy gaps and some extra flesh in a bra, whats it all about.

    The human psyche eh.

    Brains and willies are so far apart

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    I have nothing to add but must agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments.

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    There's an old saying " Sex is like banking , you lose interest on withdrawel "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike-Roe-Soft View Post
    OK Post uno

    Wanking. Its something us lads do occasionally. This isnt something I cant chat to my mates about, so I said to myself why not post it with your new EI buddies

    I feel a great need to spank my monkey two times daily. AM and PM. I love it, but I feel its a drug.
    Post wank, I couldnt give a toss(excuse the pun!) for a girl and have been known to delete porn off my laptop, dump dvds the like. Its just after I cum, I wanna have a kip or a beer and I have no interest in birds and cant ever see myself having the interest again.

    Its like pre cum, I want to do everything to everygirl on here. Put my face everywhere and enjoy

    Post cum, I think, smelly hairy gaps and some extra flesh in a bra, whats it all about.

    The human psyche eh.

    Brains and willies are so far apart
    You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank!
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike-Roe-Soft View Post
    OK Post uno

    Wanking. Its something us lads do occasionally. This isnt something I cant chat to my mates about, so I said to myself why not post it with your new EI buddies

    I feel a great need to spank my monkey two times daily. AM and PM. I love it, but I feel its a drug.
    Post wank, I couldnt give a toss(excuse the pun!) for a girl and have been known to delete porn off my laptop, dump dvds the like. Its just after I cum, I wanna have a kip or a beer and I have no interest in birds and cant ever see myself having the interest again.

    Its like pre cum, I want to do everything to everygirl on here. Put my face everywhere and enjoy

    Post cum, I think, smelly hairy gaps and some extra flesh in a bra, whats it all about.

    The human psyche eh.

    Brains and willies are so far apart

    100% agree sir...100%/

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    Hi everyone btw, my first post here =)

    I was just about to agree, but then I got reminded of last night just after I had hmm well ok wanked and was closing down my computer I got reminded of this page and that hmm I maybe can get some of my dreams come true thanks to this and.. that made me all very happy again and you can guess the rest....

    My point is, for me anyway.. yes I do have zero interest and no will afterwards just like many of you.. but damn it doesn't take much for (does everyone have a name for 'him'?) him to wake up very eager again and wanting just that little bit more... comon I can't be alone here =)

    Anyways.. nice saying hi to everyone.

    /c0rn

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    Hi c0rn...... welcome to the board.....

    Just wanted to add.......... you're all a bunch of.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank!
    Rover I think you should leave yourself alone for a few days in preperation......... ya dirty dog...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Rover I think you should leave yourself alone for a few days in preperation......... ya dirty dog...........
    Spose I should start thinking about saving a drop for the girls.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Spose I should start thinking about saving a drop for the girls.
    I think it would be only fair..........

    So when does the fun begin???
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