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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    Your going to have alot of showers next week rover
    Probably get a good showering at the end of each appointment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I shower before I leave home, I can take my time and triple wash my ass (a contravercial point, that was discussed about a month ago, apparently, according to one escort, men don't wash their holes properly) however, back to the point, I shave, shower and wash my hair, then I splash plenty of aftershave overs my bollocks, 30 mins later I'm with the escort ( I try not to fart too much on the way in) saving a valuable 6 or 7 minutes of the clock, if there not clock watchers you then get that 6 or 7 minutes for sex, or whatever your into heh heh.
    hmm,didnt realise i dont wash my arse properly,tanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    hmm,didnt realise i dont wash my arse properly,tanks
    Dont worry, nobody realizes

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    I'm always surprised, if a client after shower puts the clothes back. It doesnt make sense, you will take them off again anyway.
    A towel around the waist will do. I like to be surprised when i slowly find out whats under it

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    It would be nice to see You naked around kitchen preparing some tasty food.
    Wouldnt ask you to put towel for SURE....
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    [QUOTE=anon163;105504] Why, are you shy?? Me no way, i like to get a little air to the little man before the games commence, don't even bother covering while walking from the bathroom to the bedroom

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    Clothes are absolutely not natural things.

    We shouldn't be wearing them in the first place. They're silly things.

    How are you going to have sex with her if you can't even show her your nudiness?

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    Default callouts for me

    have my shower before, waiting naked with my mickey in my hand for the knock on the door, door opened let herself in straight into it

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    Got to agree with the others-- just keep your kit off and go straight on back into the room, nothing they haven't seen before and no reason to waste time, especially if you're with a real clock-watcher. unless you really get-off from the lady undressing you, which is nice sometimes, I must say... otherwise, there's not much point; maybe just put your shorts back on, but no need to get back into the trousers, shirt and shoes again. Just like Rover, I get myself sorted with a shower, a shave, and plenty of cologne before going to see a lady, and usually that's all you need. I've had most of the ladies I've visited offer a shower before, and I always tell them I did just before coming, and most of them are fine with that, and we get right to it.


    But I did have 2 in the past which insisted I shower anyway, despite what I toold them; now I was generally ok with this, as I'm sure that some of the ladies have encountered some pretty smelly bastards in the course of their work, and I'm sure they've met guys who claimed to have showered before and in fact didn't, and were stinking something foul. But with one of them, she was with a serious clock-watcher, one of the worst I've met, and she had an appointment schedule she was trying to keep to VERY STRICTLY, and so was rushing me through the entire session and then out the door, shoes not even tied yet! This one REALLY annoyed me, because if she was trying to stay so strictly to a set schedule and/or had a previous appointment on the way, she could've told she wasn't available at the moment, and asked me to come back later or the next day, or when ever; instead, the clock was ticking from the moment I walked in the door, so between getting 'business' out of the way, and then the shower she insisted I take, about 13 or 14 minutes were gone, and she had it in her mind to get me in & out in 30 minutes flat! Didn't even have time for sex! Did some oral on her, then some on me; went to start with the sex, and she says we don't have the time, so she finished me with a bj. Felt a bit ripped-off, and I've been really wary about reviews that give any indication that a girl is a serious clock-watcher.


    So just keep it off and get right down to things! Happy punting!



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    I like two showers at the end of the session, a Golden Shower and then a real shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I like two showers at the end of the session, a Golden Shower and then a real shower.
    i was with an escort this week who brought me straight to the room,no offer off shower.i cud hear somebody was in the bathroom so maybe thats why but i had gone straight from work.no bother to her straight down and licked my sweaty ballbag
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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