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    someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.As per mallow escorts thread.

    Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?Jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.Imagine that call god,

    Punter - Hello

    Ford - Hello can i help you?

    Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort

    Ford - Well what type are you looking for?

    Punter - what types have you?

    Ford - Well we have white,black and............

    Punter - Eh i love black.

    Ford - Well we have a few here.

    Punter - Any say twenty five years old?

    Ford - Thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for

    Punter - naw i dont like the big ones

    Ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.A fine managble size.

    Punter - Eh are any free and when?

    Ford - Well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.You can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.

    Punter - How much is the cost?

    Ford - You have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.

    Punter - Whats the behind like?

    Ford - The person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.Perfect for a family get together.A nice solid rear end.You could even get the dog in there if you liked.

    Punter - and the front?

    Ford - very impressive from the front

    Punter - eh right. and she is clean.

    Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.

    Punter - and i can call in yes?

    Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary

    Punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?

    Ford - no probs at all.Did you have an escort before?

    Punter - eh yes why?

    Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

    Punter - eh i cant find her?

    Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.In the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.

    Punter - thank you

    Ford - your welcome talk to you at five

    Punter - thank you.

    Westside.
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    you outdone yourself again bro


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    I agree, this is brilliant.

    Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?
    Haaahahaha... I think that's the best part.

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    You could even get the dog in there if you liked.
    I thought you'd find this the best bit...........

    Nice one West.............
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    Very good West

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    Very good west! Great writing

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    Good stuff Westie. Now record it and put it on youtube

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    Quote Originally Posted by westsidex View Post
    someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.as per mallow escorts thread.

    Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.imagine that call god,

    punter - hello

    ford - hello can i help you?

    Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort

    ford - well what type are you looking for?

    Punter - what types have you?

    Ford - well we have white,black and............

    Punter - eh i love black.

    Ford - well we have a few here.

    Punter - any say twenty five years old?

    Ford - thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for

    punter - naw i dont like the big ones

    ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.a fine managble size.

    Punter - eh are any free and when?

    Ford - well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.you can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.

    Punter - how much is the cost?

    Ford - you have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.

    Punter - whats the behind like?

    Ford - the person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.perfect for a family get together.a nice solid rear end.you could even get the dog in there if you liked.

    Punter - and the front?

    Ford - very impressive from the front

    punter - eh right. And she is clean.

    Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.

    Punter - and i can call in yes?

    Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary

    punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?

    Ford - no probs at all.did you have an escort before?

    Punter - eh yes why?

    Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

    Punter - eh i cant find her?

    Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.in the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.

    Punter - thank you

    ford - your welcome talk to you at five

    punter - thank you.

    Westside.
    westside man hve to take the hat off there,had a rite laugh a that one:d
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