someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.As per mallow escorts thread.
Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?Jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.Imagine that call god,
Punter - Hello
Ford - Hello can i help you?
Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort
Ford - Well what type are you looking for?
Punter - what types have you?
Ford - Well we have white,black and............
Punter - Eh i love black.
Ford - Well we have a few here.
Punter - Any say twenty five years old?
Ford - Thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for
Punter - naw i dont like the big ones
Ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.A fine managble size.
Punter - Eh are any free and when?
Ford - Well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.You can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.
Punter - How much is the cost?
Ford - You have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.
Punter - Whats the behind like?
Ford - The person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.Perfect for a family get together.A nice solid rear end.You could even get the dog in there if you liked.
Punter - and the front?
Ford - very impressive from the front
Punter - eh right. and she is clean.
Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.
Punter - and i can call in yes?
Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary
Punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?
Ford - no probs at all.Did you have an escort before?
Punter - eh yes why?
Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?
Punter - eh i cant find her?
Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.In the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.
Punter - thank you
Ford - your welcome talk to you at five
Punter - thank you.