Missing my duo partner

[UK Mandy]

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen.

I'd like to introduce myself to you. I'm UK Mandy. How do you do and it's a great pleasure to be here with you all. I am new here but I did work in Northern Ireland for a short while some years ago.

I work as part of a m/f bi/bi couple with my partner Liz III Vagina Britanniae and as I'm new in Dublin I had arranged to meet her here in the community section of this website, but unfortunately, having wandered around in here for the past hour or so, I have been unable to locate her and in desperation, I am leaving this message in the hope that some kind person will be able to assist.

Liz III is about 5'9" 120lbs, long straight black hair, E cup breasts and has the most delightful ass you have ever seen on a woman (mine's better though). If you know of her whereabouts or what has befallen her would you be so kind as to pm me. I would me most grateful and I certainly know how to show my gratitude.

Now Liz did mention that if she was unable to turn up herself, I should ask for a Mr. Flair and that he would see to me and sort me out. Hello Mr. Flair are you out there?

[luther]

Is this her???

[ber]

Is this her???

move to soap opera please

[UK Mandy]

Yes that's her Mr. Luther. She's very hard to overlook dont you think. She can even get an old shirt lifter like me hard from time to time and that's some recommendation for a lady.

Pray tell me if you know where she is or what has befallen her Mr. Luther.

[ber]

move to soap opera please

please keep the rules

[ber]

Is this her???

u should be moving that post not replying to it

[carlos marvado]

Dont worry ber we're always on the job.....Soap Opera it is.....level 4 going up....

[experienced punter]

God why do people start stupid idiotic pointless aimless fruitless meaningless threads like this

[thehighwayman]

They must've found it more interesting than the tennis.

[carlos marvado]

That's a very good question e.p., but it's a pity to waste it on such a boring, stupid....I've forgotten all the other adjectives you used about this thread.....but full marks to Brother ber for pointing out the utter stupidity of this thread.

Any else exciting happening down your neck of the woods e.p.?