So Since Ive been a little girl, I dreamed of one day being fucked by David Bowie And seeing how I'm in New York City and so is he, and after a little birdie told me what pub he goes to watch all English football matches.... Well I need to know when the match is so I can go to that pub and flirt my ass off and fulfill my childhood fantasy So, if you dont mind helping my cause.... When's the next English football match? Or a few dates are helpful, in case I dont strike first try, maybe strike 2,3,4 or so Ill get somewhere with Mr. Bowie.

THANKS!