Purchase a copy of today's Irish Independent. Go to the Weekend Review and turn to page 12.

Yes brothers and sisters, the King of Pop will thrill his fans when he opens the new Wax Museum Plus venue in Dublin next month. Rumour has it that he wont be alone either. That other great King of Rock & Roll will be putting in a surprise appearance after an absence of 32 years.......rock on Elvis man.

Either that, or Richie Taylor's grey matter is that redundant, that he should be a wax work himself. Wakey, wakey Richie and all you other good folks in Independent Newspapers.