Close your eyes Gene darling. You shouldn't be reading this. If you are then you shouldn't be surprised as you were conceived be me having sex. What do you think me and your daddy were doing all those nights? Playing dominos, I think not.
I went to see this hot Italian stallion. He was only about 20. I thought to meself amn't I the lucky one. I'm a pensioner well into my 70s and I can pull this handsome young stud. It did cost me two weeks pension you know but it was well worth it. He seemed very surprised when he saw me. I think he must've expected me to be older than I was.I hope Kenneth and Deirdre don't find out. But after his shenanigans with the woman on the boat I'm entitled to my bit of fun. Time to cover your eyes now Gene my love.
I took my false teeth out and gave him oral. I'll bet he never had anything like that before. My gums are powerful when they get going. I can chew a packet of wine gums in under one minute. Then we had sex in 7 different positions. I was groaning and yelling with extreme ecstacy. By the end I was swinging on the chandeliers. Supergran has nothing on me. I think I might become a prostitute meself. Wait untill I tell the ladies down the bridge club they will be jealous. I'll tell you one thing it's better than that vibrator I use every night.
Last edited by Blanche Hunt; 27-06-09 at 17:42.
Proud Mother of Gene and the new Mary Whitehouse. Time to clean this town up.