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    Default How this site corrupts the mind............

    Another funny moment at Westville today.Well for me anyway.

    there is this bum down by me.He has plenty money but goes around like he is poor.He drives this banger.I often wondered about asking him if an excellerator is optional or came as standard with it.I have seen baby snails go faster.He pretends he has nothing but has loads.You know the type, 1000 wellies and 10 cent tractor.I told him to fuck off ages ago.Apparently that was nasty but low and behold ,all of those ppl who thought i was nasty are now sick of him.He is constantly bumming stuff and lets noone alone only yours truely AKA me.

    Anyway, this morning he is out on a role again.He was going around in his vest and i could see he was starting to knock on all the houses.I went in and came back out again to head off and he was just after heading away from a girl who lives down the road with her guy.So i going down and she is passing up and i started laughing and asked her what he was after.

    I asked what did he ask for?

    Now im not sure why but i burst my arse laughing at her reply

    He wanted a tea bag off me she says.

    Well i burst my arse laughing thinking tea bag as in the sex one.She copped on to what i was thinking.

    the prick goes to the pub every night too,
    Westside.

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    Nice one Westie.

    You should have suggested to her to join him down the pub and give him some watersports later.

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    Or she could have offered "creampie" to go with it.................
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    Default or a sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Or she could have offered "creampie" to go with it.................
    Hello what did you have for breakfast.A sandwich,tea bag and a creampie.


    Nothing to eat so
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    Default FFs

    he probably go down to the chinese takeaway later and ask for numba 69.

    Westside.

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    Default Like if you go to a thai massage place

    they always say the same thing and its really stupid when you think about it.

    "You wan a massag???"

    "Eh no im reading Wuthering Heights.I always bring a good book to these places.In case something exciting happens at the last minute.

    ffs,
    Westside.

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    with a portion of mushrooms .....










    (just did that to confuse you all)

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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    with a portion of mushrooms .....










    (just did that to confuse you all)
    two deep fried breasts and a pint of milk.

    Educational stuff this is,
    Westside.

    PS for all those foreigners do not fret.I am coming out with a translation of my works in broken English.Come to think of it ,if you read much of my stuff you wont have any English but sure not to worry.

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    I think asking for a teabag is sort of funny anyway. Not even a few teabags, just one.

    What a wanker.

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    You wouldn't want this t bag anyhow


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