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    Cool Patricia Darling,

    I have just discovered Escort-Scotland. Pretty cool babes! But why is there no community over there? I want to become part of the Scottish community, because afterall my dads side is all Scottish.

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    Don't go to escort-wales whatever you do. I heard their all farters the welsh

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    Welsh mothers need to start plugging up their baby boy's arses when they are born. It's the only way... the only way to stop the Welsh farting epidemic

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Welsh mothers need to start plugging up their baby boy's arses when they are born. It's the only way... the only way to stop the Welsh farting epidemic
    It's my biggest market Dolly. Half the women of Wales have now bought butt plugs for their other halves. If you look closely at the Welsh members of the Lions squad, the little protuberance at the back of the shorts..........and they keep it in place with a jockstrap.......saves them having nasty accidents in the scrums and mauls.

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    Well I'm glad to know the Welsh wives are doing their part in stopping this smelly epidemic. I'm impressed that they are taking such good care of their hubbies by stopping up their arses. I know the Welsh men would rather their wives make blow jobs their first priorities, but I think the wives know best, yes wives know best... They are thinking of the children of course! And the Dolly too

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    Someone once said that Irishmen are Scotsmen that couldn't swim!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    It's my biggest market Dolly. Half the women of Wales have now bought butt plugs for their other halves. If you look closely at the Welsh members of the Lions squad, the little protuberance at the back of the shorts..........and they keep it in place with a jockstrap.......saves them having nasty accidents in the scrums and mauls.

    Yes indeed. It would be nice to think that Dolly is following the Lions tour on SkySports.

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    PATRICIA!!

    Please answer

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    Why is Patricia not answering? I think this is a genuinely important question. I'd like an answer. I'd like to be taken serious sometimes too!

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    Dolly, with an ass like yours, I'll take you...............seriously.

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