Dolly's Tour De France Dream:

It's a lovely feeling to have this long hard thing between my legs, with both my thighs squeezing against it with all my might, as I bounce up and down on it, yep with each bump on the road, I ride my bike, and get multiple orgasms with each rock I roll over. Who fucking cares if I win the Tour De France or not! Go on losers, go on and win, ya bunch of tossers, is that all you care about?? But so what if you win, did you have as many orgasms as Dolly along the way? You took the smooth roads, always wanting to go faster and faster, avoiding the bumpy orgasmic roads, the ones that make you cum all over your bicycle seats... Well, suit yourselves loser/winners, cumquats who wont cum..... Dolly is the biggest loser in the Tour De France, but have lots of tissues ready for me, cause my panties are dripping lads... dripping from the ride