Mine is people who make appointments and then forget they made them
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Biggest turn-off
Mine is people who make appointments and then forget they made them
Whats yours
Dam
Mine is forgetting where I put my teeth.Originally Posted by damron
Once a prick - always a prick.
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Paying for hidden extras
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That fake sound some escorts make as they kiss you!!
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when thy have got
A hairyer face/arse than you
a bigger belly than u=you
more muscles than you
when they start screaming when you have just entered
when your just getting there and they say time up,
what turns me on thi=ough is the face on em when i drop all my coppers in their hands for a 30 ins session
The fake sound of having an orgasm when it's nearly time up. You'd need to send mouse up her hole with a wire brush to achieve that.
Once a prick - always a prick.
The "you're so big" when you know your not!
My marriage was 14 years....Pain
Dublin without an All Ireland is 15 years.....Pain (thanks for the reminder ber!!!)
Liverpool without a title for 20 years....Pure Pleasure!!!
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Had a great laugh with an escort once, she started to make the fake orgasm sounds to make me cum quicker, I just said to her you can cum but I’m still going, I think she might have pissed on me dick she started laughing so much, in fairness we were having the craic so she was already in good form!!The fake sound of having an orgasm when it's nearly time up. You'd need to send mouse up her hole with a wire brush to achieve that.
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When they're obviously bored. Libido melter.
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when they did not care to wash the moldy tuna stink off
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