The Welch Man who farts when he cums

[nicegirlsarenice]

Maybe it's an evolutionary sign of gratitude and satisfaction after orgasm among that breed of welshmen. You might offend him by saying something about it... :P

Johnr they are called clingons where i'm from and there IS a way to insure you dont suffer from them . It's called washing your arse regularily !

Does anyone shave the hair off there so that it doesn't get stuck there....?

[luther]

willnots are little balls of shite around your arse that will not come off!!

They should be called "didnots".........

Dingleberries I heard..........

[johnr]

you would need a strimmers to get them off,

maybe she could do a special, blow and pluck at same time,

welsh men are glounters!!

glounters are men that go around sniffing saddles of womens bikes,

escorts are women that go around sniffing mens arses,

[DollyDarling]

We call them Dingle Berries here in America: the little balls of shite stuck in the ass hair

[johnr]

jack him up the next time and see does he have them because if he does and when he farts that shit flys everywere,

any willnot busters out there please get in touch,

[Alana]

dangle berries the name for them in Scotland but you aint seen nothing till the turtle pops its head out

Elle x

[Mousey]

Johnr they are called clingons where i'm from and there IS a way to insure you dont suffer from them . It's called washing your arse regularily !

What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?

They both get rid of Klingons

Ahahahahahahahaha!!! See 'em laugh!

[DollyDarling]

OK UPDATE ON APPOINTMENT

So Saw Welchguy and well..... he didnt fart.... he also didnt cum


He suggested taking a photo of me sucking his cock, which was rock hard at the time, and I got the camera, then with each snap, I saw it go limper and limper and limper..... Till it was just a sad limp willie and desparate to get it up again I made several suggestions, which he said ok to all of them: Strap on fuck his ass, but he said "I think I dont really like this", Dildo up my pussy, lightning speed wenking him.... nothing got it up again so we just chatted the rest of the time.

Well, he didnt fart anyway.... didnt cum anyway... didnt eat charcoal anyway.... yes a few dingle berries I got rid of when I used the strap on... tried to shove them back up the hole they came from

[johnr]

maybe you should have pretended you were a sheep that would get the hoar fairly hard again quickly,

baaaa-ack in to me,

[DollyDarling]

Gotta say, the funniest bit was when after he had me hanging backwards on the bed with my head hanging down under to lick his balls, then him 34.5ing me (that would be 69 position except I dont get licked ) so I licked his ass in the 34.5 position, then fucking my pussy, then going in front of a full length mirror so I can go on my knees while he slaps my tongue and then go behind him to lick his ass more while he stands, then taking photos of the blow job, then the strap on up his arse, then cleaning the yellow off his arse cause he wants it licked again, then changes his mind and does speed lighting wenking while I use dildo in my pussy until he announces in defeat "I wont cum".... the funniest bit was him saying after all this " I really only am looking for companionship. Its not really about the sex. Its about just having some companionship"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Er.... Yeah RIGHT!!