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    Hi baby, is this guy boring you? Come talk to me instead, I'm from another planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    ...Once , on a train I was just standing by minding my own thoughts , and this study young lad

    just sidled up next to me , inching ever closer , to where his crotch was rubbing on my leg and

    omg the Hardon he had on him !!

    The stinky filthy bathroom being right there , what could a girl do , but go in there with that

    stranger guy , and get fe*ked SO GOOD !

    My knees still trembling thinking about it !

    Oh it was So good !


    That’s My story .

    Anybody else ?
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    I was thinking he was more likely to need a doctor after that behavior than getting lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    Wtf is satire and is it included in your normal rate?
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    I was thinking it didn't really sound like you... But who knows what you were like when younger 😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    I choose to act dumb and look vulnerable. According to all the youtube videos I've watched on 'how to talk to men', it's a turn on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Omg !

    I was hoping everyone would recognize that as Satire !!
    Pity you didn't say that earlier.
    I was out at lunchtime rubbing myself up against random strangers
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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    Pity you didn't say that earlier.
    I was out at lunchtime rubbing myself up against random strangers
    Don't tell her about our date x

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Wtf is satire and is it included in your normal rate?
    1 . Read up ,

    2 . Only if you ask nicely !! Xx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkM2020 View Post
    I was thinking it didn't really sound like you... But who knows what you were like when younger 😂
    Nice to see you 💋

    — even when I was younger ...urgh !! Class !
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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