Are yea going for a pint?

[Irish Fiona]

I'm pissed - youz (hic) are my bestest friens (hic) in world- take your top off fiona - howza (hic) bout a ride ?

wheres me fookin snackbox luther ya prick ?

See you Alec...... I bleedin luv you i do!!!!! C'mere to me and i'll give yi a snack box!!!!!

[Alec Horan]

See you Alec...... I bleedin luv you i do!!!!! C'mere to me and i'll give yi a snack box!!!!!

sorry Fiona - did I fall asleep before I had finished - My underwear is all gooey....

[Irish Fiona]

Ooh yi doorty toorky yi!!!

[Mousey]

Show us your boobs, Fiona

[Alec Horan]

Show us your boobs, Fiona

Show us your mickey mouse ............. huh ...

[Mousey]

That pun's as sore as anal without any lube.

[Irish Fiona]

What a sexy naughty little mouse you are!!! There's a quick flash for you!! XXXXX

[Mousey]

Hubba hubba!