Buy her a Cock Lolly

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My fellow Punters,
The recession goes on, and money is still in short supply, and as you all know we need lots of money for our hobby- the most expensive hobby in the land- visiting escorts and shooting our stuff all over them!
With this in mind I have an idea for some of you to make money-
So pay attention and study my concept!
Its called the Cock Lolly!
"Whats the Cock Lolly I hear you all ask?"
The Cock Lolly is a ice bar for women!
The Summer is almost upon us, the days are getting hot, and women need something to keep them cool- hence the cock lolly, a watery lolly which women will enjoy sucking on!
Also gay guys will like it too!
Shaped in the profile of a cock, the lolly comes (or should that be cums) in 3 flavors- orange, lemon and a combination of orange/lemon (to keep production costs down), with a nugget of white cream in the center!
On sale for the price of 10 euro a cock lolly, this new Summer treat is sure to be a hit with women (for some unknown primeval reason!), Women will buy their lollys and suck and suck them while you watch!
And you will make a mint by making and selling them!
And they will turn on Women also- so have condoms and lube handy nearby you lucky devil!
(Warning- do not give a cock lolly to a gay guy if you plan on been with him!!!)

So there you have it, my fellow punters- and which one of you will take up my idea?
Go on- theres money to be made!

Buy her a Cock Lolly!