Hi all

[Hetroflexiblebarry]

I suppose your new fuck buddy will be along shortly to welcome the new guy.

Your here before him obviously due to your interest in other men more than escorts.

[FranknStein]

Your here before him obviously due to your interest in other men more than escorts.

Course he's not into Fords.
The clue is in his name.
He's into BMWs.

[bmw528]

Your here before him obviously due to your interest in other men more than escorts.

Sure whatever you think is ok with me.. Sorry, I didnt mean to offend you. Silly me, insinuating you could think, Dick.

[Hetroflexiblebarry]

Course he's not into Fords.
The clue is in his name.
He's into BMWs.

Did he not used to be a massaratti ? Cheap fiat based clone ? You seem quite taken with each other...... maybe he can stick a rod down your cock again ? Or bugger you like Renata did. All options and there are many more.

[FranknStein]

Did he not used to be a massaratti ? Cheap fiat based clone ? You seem quite taken with each other...... maybe he can stick a rod down your cock again ? Or bugger you like Renata did. All options and there are many more.

All options are there eh?
Fair enough ,spit roast.
You're in the middle.

[FranknStein]

You forgot BeautyAddict and Circumcised guy. And Alcatel.
Tell him about Annabel Taylor too.
Smallhorn.
Dick.
Claudia.
Samlad and Jorge.
Just saying.

Barry ,he came and he went-quickly like his best bud TonyB.
Neglected his yoga.
Lost his flexibility and stiffened.
Rigor Mortis.
R.I.P.

[FranknStein]

What did he say. How long is his ban

Don't know.Saw it 30 minutes ago.

[FranknStein]

He was a funny fucker.

He's still with us in spirit.
God rest his soul.

[MrRobot2018]

Don't take it too seriously.And wear sunscreen, it might keep you from turning red -an unexplained hazard that seems to face every newbie here ,for some reason.
As I say don't take it too seriously, nothing is as it seems.
Barry's a bender.Very flexible .Does yoga,tends to come and go a lot here.
TonyB also cums and goes a lot here.
Tom Rambo has died and gone to heaven and will soon be up for canonisation say the escorts.
bmw528 drives a Fiat.
Betty left Barney Rubble,that's why he's always here.
Scoobydo ,where are you? was here yesterday
Marijuana does not get chilled out by weed.
The dirt bird is archived (not banned inexplicably).
Don't try and call Saul .He never paid his phone bill and hasn't been heard from in ages.
JAMESCORK does something with bushes -probably a gardener or something.
HookHer is not an escort.
Midlifecrisis is here so long he's changing his name to notbadforanoldman2
SteveB is not on the team at International Rescue.
mearse is not French.He's a frog.
Good4u2 is Good4nothing.
MALCOLM like the cork langer shouts his name.
Rachel Divine abdicated as Queen because she's not a gay male and Ireland is a republic.
SophieX went walkabout coz people were always talking about talc here
EIFII flew away.
Stephanie calls some guy called John ,bad.
MrSweetGuy is a connoisseur of chairs,
And all escorts here love long rambling texts and chats by PM.

Just a short summation.
If you need any more info,just PM bendy Barry.
He'll even take you on a complimentary pub and HookHer crawl in Dublin.

Thanks for the hilarious lengthy induction! I kind of got lost somewhere in the middle!