Toilet manners

[bmw528]

Two sides to a story.

And then his backside.

[ladiesman217]

Good god no, not in a million years would I go #2 in an escort's place. #1 fine, but jesus no. I don't even eat or drink anything but water the day of meeting someone to ensure that my mouth is 100% clean and to reduce the risk of needing the squeeze out sausages.

[Meursault]

[MidlifeCrisis]

You go for a dump in the escorts bathroom and when finished look around but the bog roll all gone, so what do you do now?

A double failure of forward planning is just too embarrassing. Out the window.

[Meursault]

You go for a dump in the escorts bathroom and when finished look around but the bog roll all gone, so what do you do now?

You would all things considered probably have to use your bare hands and then wipe them off the inside of the toilet. Thats the best i could come up with. Unless you use a towel and throw it out the window. Maybe if you had your clothes on you could hide in them.

[bazz3rd]

Just plan ahead... I'm only about 12 months punting, but once I shower in the morning of the day I'm seeing an escort I don't want to take a shit at all until I've seen her - never mind in her place!!!

[Trevor08]

You go for a dump in the escorts bathroom and when finished look around but the bog roll all gone, so what do you do now?

Smoke a Hamlet.

[philipkntz]

I agree with everything thats been said about forward planning, and checking for tp beforehand but I shit happens, especially I've you get a dose of nerves.
If you do end up shit creek with no paper, remember every escort keeps a pack of babywipes beside the bed. But do hop back in the shower afterwards and open the window.

[Meursault]

No excuse for dropping a load in an escorts toilet. None whatsoever.

Imagine if you do and the toilet wont flush.

[FargoBoyle]

Imagine if you do and the toilet wont flush.

or it flushes but get blocked and overflows,