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    Why is this EI site such a powerful addiction. What sort of people use it? Apart from the advertisers, is it lonely men or ones that are possibly in an unhappy marital situation, or is it men that put their dicks before everything. I'm not condemning here, I'm just curious. The real punters are probably the ones that log on as guests, not the celebritys who appear every day relentlessly on the online panel. I'm probably one of the worst, I just cant keep away. I suspect nearly all of us wouldn''t stand a chance with these beautiful women, our salvation being a few quid in the pocket. I cant speak for the younger or single guys, they're probably just plain horny and looking for their hole.
    I sit in the TV room by my keyboard, really taking a risk of being caught by my wife, only for the wooden floors in the frontroom and hallway, I can hear any movement and always poised to log off, on the odd occasion the computer freezes and I panic and rip the plug out of the socket. I was actually in big trouble this week, I left Qph's notes on how to copy and paste photos in a cubbyhole beside the screen, it was no problem but for the fact on one line it said, return to Escort-Ireland, the shit really hit the fan then, I'm still lying about that.
    At the end of the day my sad philosophy is that I've only ten good years left and I want to get stuck in to as many of these dreamlike unbelievably attractive women as I possibly can.
    As I said in a previous thread, I'm a lying cheating bastard.
    I truly hope I haven't offended anybody, my opinion is not necessarily the right one, no offence intended to anyone.


    The Hypocrite, Rover (After having said all that, I'll probably continue on with my usual vulgar posts, unfortunately I just love and adore this site).

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I left Qph's notes on how to copy and paste photos in a cubbyhole beside the screen, it was no problem but for the fact on one line it said, return to Escort-Ireland, the shit really hit the fan then, I'm still lying about that.
    Snap Rover, I learned that from Qph as well. For a guy who does'nt punt, he sure knows a hell of a lot.

    By the way. something else I learned from Qph, if you want to be a mod around here, you just have to give Patricia one hell of a pain in her arse. Going on current form, my money is on Big Daddy being made the next mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Snap Rover, I learned that from Qph as well. For a guy who does'nt punt, he sure knows a hell of a lot.

    By the way. something else I learned from Qph, if you want to be a mod around here, you just have to give Patricia one hell of a pain in her arse. Going on current form, my money is on Big Daddy being made the next mod.
    I'm willing to bet you'd be left broke for that one

    I'm here because i love you all but since you all think i'm a pain in the arse i'm leaving(but i'l be back tomorow)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I left Qph's notes on how to copy and paste photos in a cubbyhole beside the screen, it was no problem but for the fact on one line it said, return to Escort-Ireland, the shit really hit the fan then.
    Jesus Rover I get blamed for enough around here without having caused a possible Marriage breakup added to it…

    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Snap Rover, I learned that from Qph as well. For a guy who does'nt punt, he sure knows a hell of a lot.

    By the way. something else I learned from Qph, if you want to be a mod around here, you just have to give Patricia one hell of a pain in her arse. Going on current form, my money is on Big Daddy being made the next mod.
    I learned my copy and paste skills from a pro. (in every sense of the word) the one and only undisputed champion of copy and paste…….Liz Hilton/Cortina/Freya/Princess. (ok that's 4 champions and counting I know.)

    I happen to have a good inkling who the next mod might be should one be appointed due to one of us being sent to the basement for re education… They are warming up on the sideslines as I write. I might even put a bob or two on at the bookies. Never know... it might be worth a punt

    I might have given Patricia a pain in the arse but I always kiss it better…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Jesus Rover I get blamed for enough around here without having caused a possible Marriage breakup added to it…



    I learned my copy and paste skills from a pro. (in every sense of the word) the one and only undisputed champion of copy and paste…….Liz Hilton/Cortina/Freya/Princess. (ok that's 4 champions and counting I know.)

    I happen to have a good inkling who the next mod might be should one be appointed due to one of us being sent to the basement for re education… They are warming up on the sideslines as I write. I might even put a bob or two on at the bookies. Never know... it might be worth a punt

    I might have given Patricia a pain in the arse but I always kiss it better…
    Jasus Qph, it's worth being a mod just kiss Patricias' ass better, dunno what goes on down in that basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Jasus Qph, it's worth being a mod just kiss Patricias' ass better, dunno what goes on down in that basement.
    What happens in the basement stays in the basement Rover but you just would not believe what goes on the E-I Women only recreation room…

    I warn you…..It’s a shocker…

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    Ah sassy Q , You just want to scare all those cute boys from Us........
    There is much more going on than just knitting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ad Staff View Post
    Ah sassy Q , You just want to scare all those cute boys from Us........
    There is much more going on than just knitting.....
    Oh I know exactly what ye get up to in there and no mistake… its not just knitting…. It’s gone way beyond that…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ad Staff View Post
    Ah sassy Q , You just want to scare all those cute boys from Us........
    There is much more going on than just knitting.....
    Well you won't scare me away...........

    And as soon as I get those handcuffs open and you give me that secret password you promised me there'll be a lot more going on.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I learned my copy and paste skills from a pro.

    I happen to have a good inkling who the next mod might be should one be appointed due to one of us being sent to the basement for re education… They are warming up on the sideslines as I write. I might even put a bob or two on at the bookies. Never know... it might be worth a punt
    I have to hand it to you there Brother Qph, pros make great teachers......I learned a few tricks from them myself, but as yet none of them has taught me how to turn a trick.

    As for the next mod, I'd say it's between Rover, Mousy, Anon and Highway. My money is on Rover......suppose that means I'm going to have to start being nice to him now and stop moaning on about his mangey coat. I could always give him some flea powder for Christmas to make up for all the nasty things I said about him.

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