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    Default Δύο εβδομάδες στην Ελλάδα




    Κυρίες και κύριοι,
    Ladies and gentlemen,



    Marvado Green Healthcare Products Inc. (International Division) take great pleasure in announcing Puntathon 2009. If you are a lady (born one), between the ages of 20 and 40 and would like to spend 2 weeks relaxing on a sun-kissed beach this August, eating good food, drinking plenty of Ouzo, Metaxa, Retsina and Mythos, clubbing the night away followed by some serious horizontal exercise, then why not apply to join me in

    The cradle of our European civilization, culture and democracy




    The birthplace of the Gods




    The land that gave us the Greek style




    If you wish to express your interest in this trip to Greece, please send a pm quoting your fee to me, Carlos Ignazio Jesus Maria Jose Marvado (laugh and you're f**king banned) by the end of May.

    Marvado Green Healthcare Products Inc. is an equal opportunities foundation dedicated to the advancement of physical pleasure. Applications are welcome from all races, nationalities and creeds just as long as you're a bona fide female (proof may be sought).

    The exact location and dates will be revealed to the successful applicant once the selection process has been completed. The lowest fee will not necessarily be successful as service providers will also be assessed on the services which they provide.







    MARVADO GREEN HEALTHCARE PRODUCTS INC

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    Last edited by carlos marvado; 19-05-09 at 20:11. Reason: What the f***, three of my pictures have gone

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    Equal opportunities my ass Marvado.... (no pun intended)..........

    Looks like there's an opening here for the brothers too.........................

    Last edited by luther; 19-05-09 at 19:34.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Equal opportunities my ass Marvado.... (no pun intended)..........

    Looks like there's an opening here for the brothers too.........................

    Unfortunately not Brother Luther, the brothers are an opening short of what's required........but nice try Luther.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Unfortunately not Brother Luther, the brothers are an opening short of what's required........but nice try Luther.
    Damn!!!!!! Another opportunity passes me by............

    Should I move this to the Escort Recruitment / Other section???................
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    its all greek to me

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    [/QUOTE] If you are a lady (born one), [/QUOTE]

    Good Man - one just can't be too careful these days can one ?

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    Default One Week Left Ladies

    Thus far I have received 3 replies to my invitation to accompany me to Greece for two weeks.......none of them from ladies on this site. Any of you ladies that are still interested, you can submit your quotation to me by pm (in strictest confidence) by the end of May.

    N.B. This is a genuine client request unlike the previous April Fools Joke by another member.

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