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    Today I had a long physical sex session with a Latvian escort here in Dublin.
    It was one of the best ever sex sessions I have ever had, in fact probably THE best ever
    I am still on a high now about it, the reason for this fantastic event was because the escort in question is also a fitness instructor in a gym also here in Dublin, she told me this and I well believe it.
    Now as some punters know about me, I too am big into fitness, I am entering a swimming competition soon, and have been training for 2 months now, intensive training I may add, and Irma (lets call her that) noticed my physique when I appeared before her, wearing nothing but a tiny throng!
    I wont go into the details of the session, but it was Physical, sweaty and exhilerating, probably more of a wrestling match!
    The 2 of us did it hard long and strong!
    And fuck she was strong! and I felt her strenght as she gyrated her hips as I shoot my load into her . . . . . . !

    Afterwards she told me that in general she was not impressed with the build of Irish punters who come to her, her English was not the most perfect, but she told me that Irish guys had no muscle tone, big bellys in general, and totally unfit.
    She told me they easily tire, and "Jiggy Jiggy" with them was short and passive.

    So my fellow punters, is this true? Are we overweight non athletic fatties?
    Lets take it we are, so lets start to do something about it, and with this in mind I suggest the following for punters of overweight disposition . . . .

    (1) Start a physical training programme
    (2) Consult your doctor if you have not exercised in a long time, or if you have other health problems.

    (3) Watch your diet, cut down on the frys and other junk food, eat healthier food- more fruit and veg.
    (4)Smoking is a no no, and alcohol is not much better, cut it down, your health will improve and you will save money also!
    (5) Walk more if you can, try to cut down on using the car, using stairs ect.


    These are just a few things that you can start TODAY, not tomorrow or next week, start now!
    And hopefully when you are with a escort- you can last longer while shagging her, and shoot your jizz harder!
    Look at the pictures below- take encouragement from them- take motivation from them- wouldnt you like to be shooting your stuff all over the place with these fit strong females . . . .
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Point me in the direction of this super sexy gym instructor. It beats Mr Motivator

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    This thread has received the nicegirlsarenice Seal of Approval. This seal is your guarantee that nicegirlsarenice has approved the work and it meets the required standards for workmanship, details and opinions enlisted in this herewith thread.

    *stamps*

    However Dick Spunk, I'm noting a disturbing lack of nudity and explicit sexual acts in the pictures attached. I hope this isn't a trend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    This thread has received the nicegirlsarenice Seal of Approval. This seal is your guarantee that nicegirlsarenice has approved the work and it meets the required standards for workmanship, details and opinions enlisted in this herewith thread.

    *stamps*

    However Dick Spunk, I'm noting a disturbing lack of nudity and explicit sexual acts in the pictures attached. I hope this isn't a trend.
    Hey nice you and your sex partner can keep fit together all you have to do is bring the dog for a walk
    Its the Crips and the Bloods all over again

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    Well Dick, are you saying by doing a little exercise I'll be able to make an escort appointment for 30 mins instead of an hour, because it won't take me an hour to cum?

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    this thread is pointless, ***************
    Last edited by pats bodyguard; 17-05-09 at 19:12. Reason: Took out "u lying irish scum"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaybored View Post
    this thread is pointless, u lying irish scum.
    I'm not Irish actually, I'm just scum, and by the way you're not very nice are you?

    So just Fuck off back to sucking your boyfriends cock.

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    Thumbs up It will be a first class event.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    I am entering a swimming competition soon, and have been training for 2 months now, intensive training I may add,

    First Prize - A shopping trolley.
    Second Prize – A traffic cone.
    Third prize – To be confirmed after next of kin have being informed.

    I have done an afternoon of intensive water work too Dick.I forgot my umbrella.

    Ah i can visualise you now Dick.Standing there at the start line with your purple tightly snug speedo,muscles like knots on a midgets penis, complete with dinner plate sized goggles and a little good luck charm stuck in your crotch.All tense and ready.Off goes the start gun but someone shouts "go Dick" and you stop and say "what?".Small little sprats swimming alongside you with signs saying This Way ->.You get to touch a bouy without feeling gay and watch out for the pink toilet paper floating around.Nothing makes me swim faster than pink toilet paper beside me.You’ll have green slush Puppy refreshments floating around by the wall if you need them and of course don’t forget your umbrella.I will even turn up to get a glimpse of the stud of my dreams ,Ken the Fireman, in action.

    Anyway good luck Dick and look out for the ladoooooOOOO in the wings.At the end you get to stand in front of dozens of spectators not realising that your speedo is wet and see through.Oh Dick,you’ll be the talk of the day.

    “River of Spunk.” – Irish Examiner.


    Just focus on the job at hand Dick and you'll be fine.

    YouTube - Shark Attack Close-up!!

    I love Dick,
    Westside.
    Last edited by Tommy Singh; 17-05-09 at 18:05. Reason: All the lads will be eyeing each other up in the showers afterwards.

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    Here's some motivation.


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    Default Don't have us labeled as fat bellies....

    Get fit ....''it'll change your life, swear ta God''....

    and also watch this.....YouTube - Training for Better Sex
    Last edited by Last time; 17-05-09 at 21:15.

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