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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPants View Post
    Heh, what prick moved this post then?

    Get a bleedin life you anally stuck up librarian

    fucking thought police
    This is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPants View Post
    You have to love this!

    Irish growing smellier as sales of soap and deodorant tank - Irish, Business - Independent.ie


    But you girls can help - lower your prices so we can buy soap!

    Or give us a wash yourself!
    I thought escorts supplied toiletries in their incall On my sink is a bottle of mouthwash with disposable paper cups, 2 bottles of medical grade liquid sanitizers, hand soap, even some dental floss. In the shower is a bar of soap, and a variety of liquid soaps of various fragrance from baby sensitive no fragrance, to a strong man cologne shower gel, to nice fresh fragrance. They have more then their pick of toiletries.
    Is this not the way escorts in Ireland do things? Do they expect you to bring your own soap??

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    Default Bring your own...

    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I thought escorts supplied toiletries in their incall On my sink is a bottle of mouthwash with disposable paper cups, 2 bottles of medical grade liquid sanitizers, hand soap, even some dental floss. In the shower is a bar of soap, and a variety of liquid soaps of various fragrance from baby sensitive no fragrance, to a strong man cologne shower gel, to nice fresh fragrance. They have more then their pick of toiletries.
    Is this not the way escorts in Ireland do things? Do they expect you to bring your own soap??
    Lol!!!

    That'll be the next recessionary gimick. Clients bring your own soap and towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I thought escorts supplied toiletries in their incall On my sink is a bottle of mouthwash with disposable paper cups, 2 bottles of medical grade liquid sanitizers, hand soap, even some dental floss. In the shower is a bar of soap, and a variety of liquid soaps of various fragrance from baby sensitive no fragrance, to a strong man cologne shower gel, to nice fresh fragrance. They have more then their pick of toiletries.
    Is this not the way escorts in Ireland do things? Do they expect you to bring your own soap??
    I think some expect you to come in smelling of roses after walking half a mile in the rain with bad directions.

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    Exclamation Burn!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    I think some expect you to come in smelling of roses after walking half a mile in the rain with bad directions.
    Oh burn!!!!!!!!

    I can sympathise with that one.

    BURN!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry had to say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I thought escorts supplied toiletries in their incall On my sink is a bottle of mouthwash with disposable paper cups, 2 bottles of medical grade liquid sanitizers, hand soap, even some dental floss. In the shower is a bar of soap, and a variety of liquid soaps of various fragrance from baby sensitive no fragrance, to a strong man cologne shower gel, to nice fresh fragrance. They have more then their pick of toiletries.
    Is this not the way escorts in Ireland do things? Do they expect you to bring your own soap??
    Dolly we do supply all this but most of the men here are just afraid of water like cats are. Sometimes you have to drag them under the shower. Like many times I ask if they are clean and an answer that I got last week was " yes sure I´m clean, I just had a shower last night"
    And it was 8pm a day later when he came to me and had work in construction the whole day
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    Quote Originally Posted by RicFlair View Post
    Lol!!!

    That'll be the next recessionary gimick. Clients bring your own soap and towel.
    I dont know what's so funny Ricky. I always brought my own towel, soap, shower gel, shampoo, razor, shaving foam, deoderant and after shave with me. No way would I trust one of this lot to do the job properly for me. As the old saying goes...If you want a job done properly, do it yourself".
    Last edited by carlos marvado; 09-05-09 at 18:10. Reason: I forgot my shower gel and shampoo

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    never mind bringing your own soap you would be lucky to find an escort with a clean dry towel for you to use. another reason i only do outcalls now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPants View Post
    Deal - but i believe that your botty is for kaka and nothing else

    Its just not plum natural sticking stuff up there -
    Bigpants you will be amazed how many do not only use their botty only for kaka, but also likes to stick lots of stuff up there.
    You should try, perhaps you will like it, multiple function

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    Default I have an idea

    So they knock on the door. girl answers wearing a dress. Not showing any tits and ass. Girl looks pretty but not too fuckable or else this plan wont work
    So girl says "welcome sweety, come right on in, you must be so tired after a long stressful day at work. Follow me please sweety." AND I REPEAT I REPEAT GIRLS DONT TAKE THEIR HAND DONT TOUCH THEM IN ANYWAY OR THIS PLAN WONT WORK
    So they follow behind girl and since girl didnt touch him, his eyes are looking at her ass moving under her dress and he is not paying attention to where girl is taking him. He follows girl, watching her ass move under the fabric, then girls turns around and says "So sweety, here Ive prepared for you the most expensive and wonderful toiletries. Meeting you is so special to me, and before you got here, I took a long time to prepare for you, putting on the best creams. So, you can select anything you want here and just enjoy treating yourself to my nice array of toiletries. We will be so fresh when we play! I just cant wait! Ill be waiting for you in the room. Take your time" and maybe at this point, girl can lift up bottle and smell it and moan with pleasure "Oh god, if you come out smelling like this, Im going to eat you alive baby!" and girl winks and leaves bathroom.

    There you go..... guy will get those bits washed up like a good boy then!

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