Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Carpet Munchers !!!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    The Twilight Zone
    Posts
    3,982

    Default Carpet Munchers !!!

    So its 3:30 am and I'm wide awake - Like any normal Man my thoughts drift towards thinking about a little girl on girl action - Alec decides to do a bit of research.

    486 girls listed on EI of which 244 define themselves as Bisexual -
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/search-results.html


    - Well how do you do says Alec to himself - what an interesting thought. A majority ! There is a God...and he's as twisted as I am - I fucking knew it all along !

    Now how do I get them all into the same room without arousing suspicion......Hmmmmm..

    I feel a poem coming on....

    Sweet Dreams

    Now I lay my head to sleep
    Dreaming of Girls in a heap
    How Convenient
    To be a Deviant

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    323
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    So its 3:30 am and I'm wide awake - Like any normal Man my thoughts drift towards thinking about a little girl on girl action - Alec decides to do a bit of research.

    486 girls listed on EI of which 244 define themselves as Bisexual -
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/search-results.html


    - Well how do you do says Alec to himself - what an interesting thought. A majority ! There is a God...and he's as twisted as I am - I fucking knew it all along !

    Now how do I get them all into the same room without arousing suspicion......Hmmmmm..

    I feel a poem coming on....

    Sweet Dreams

    Now I lay my head to sleep
    Dreaming of Girls in a heap
    How Convenient
    To be a Deviant
    Imagine, you can afford to buy your own island, build a small town, imported only the top stunning escorts to reside in them, a village of about 100 girls, no guys! guys have to pay a one week vacation on your island for a fee of €20,000, yes its a millionaire club resort, you have to hike the price, you really dont want those english ibiza hooligans on it do ya.
    And of course, your the king of the island and fuk who you like, when you like, where you like!
    however, you are responsible for all the supplies of condoms and tampons!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    In a big bed wearing hot underwear!
    Posts
    2,782

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by silo View Post
    Imagine, you can afford to buy your own island, build a small town, imported only the top stunning escorts to reside in them, a village of about 100 girls, no guys! guys have to pay a one week vacation on your island for a fee of €20,000, yes its a millionaire club resort, you have to hike the price, you really dont want those english ibiza hooligans on it do ya.
    And of course, your the king of the island and fuk who you like, when you like, where you like!
    however, you are responsible for all the supplies of condoms and tampons!

    Genius!!!!!!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    323
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Would you live on that Island Fiona?

    It will be of multinationals, every corner of the world, you can apply for the Irish position, bring your own leprechaun outfit (without the beard piece please)




    something like this....

    http://www.adultcostumeshop.com.au/c...%20Costume.jpg

    http://static.fancydress.com/resourc...t-enlarged.jpg

    http://www.karnival-house.co.uk/acatalog/3414.jpg

    oooooooh yeah baby!!!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    In a big bed wearing hot underwear!
    Posts
    2,782

    Talking

    He he he!!!

    I would go with bells on

    I would be the Irish fairy making dreams come true!

    http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...0,350,0xffffff

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    323
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    He he he!!!

    I would go with bells on

    I would be the Irish fairy making dreams come true!

    http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...0,350,0xffffff
    Ok your in, you got the job, now all I have to do is win the euromillion or accumulate investors, I'll bring this idea to Bill Gates and Warren Buffet next week.

    But serious, can you imagine! what an island it will be! a fantasy island, thats what it''ll be called! "Fantasy Island"


    Swedish: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/10657.jpg yesyesyes!

    USA Cowgirl: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tSH9pZD9be...ern+outfit.jpg

    Idian: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/17287.jpg


    Can be Christmas everyday there!!!
    http://nottyculture.files.wordpress....ta_girl_13.jpg

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Ireland
    Posts
    1,797

    Default

    I m one of the çarpet munchers' but i find it kinda offensive........that u call us like that.........

    Maybe u did not mean it bad.........well,i m sure u did not,but about 2 y ago or bit more i was in stephens green with a girl linking hands as we were out...


    These smelly fat bastards sitting beside us were starring at us,than tried to chat up.............
    We told we not interested,so he called me a carpet licker and her in some other word,which i did not really got,as it was something stupid funny as well......


    eeejit.......

    Than he seen we kept ignoring him,he came over telling "i own ireland" " i own this pub" blah blah blah..........basically he started fight just because 2 girls liked each other and he cud not get his lil smelly mickey near us........


    and started fight being jealous i presume.........


    I know it s bit off subject,but as soon i see carpet shit it keeps coming back to my head.............
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    814
    Reviews
    18

    Default I'll sort the neandrathol man for you Anna !

    How about "three wheeler", that's a nice inoffensive name for ladies who like ladies.
    ALA Reliant Robin & Del Boy Trotter.
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
    TheNads.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Cuntflaps
    Posts
    8,253
    Reviews
    10

    Default

    I like "furburger"

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    The Twilight Zone
    Posts
    3,982

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    I m one of the çarpet munchers' but i find it kinda offensive........that u call us like that.........

    Maybe u did not mean it bad.........well,i m sure u did not,but about 2 y ago or bit more i was in stephens green with a girl linking hands as we were out...


    These smelly fat bastards sitting beside us were starring at us,than tried to chat up.............
    We told we not interested,so he called me a carpet licker and her in some other word,which i did not really got,as it was something stupid funny as well......


    eeejit.......

    Than he seen we kept ignoring him,he came over telling "i own ireland" " i own this pub" blah blah blah..........basically he started fight just because 2 girls liked each other and he cud not get his lil smelly mickey near us........


    and started fight being jealous i presume.........


    I know it s bit off subject,but as soon i see carpet shit it keeps coming back to my head.............
    No Offence meant - Sorry that you had to endure the abuse mentioned above - Totally out of order.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •