Playing it cool

[Eagle87]

Listen, I've had a few again. In fact I've had drank the same volume of pink gin that would make a tyrannosaurus rex get sick I think.

If a tyrannosaurus rex drank what I've drank tonight, there'd be pieces of goat and metal from Jurassic Park jeeps all over the fucking floor. But thankfully I'm still able to type when I'm drunk, and that's part of the problem you see, because I've been texting a lady friend of mine and part of me is happy enough to play it cool, but another part of me, a part of me swimming in pink gin, would like to drop the act and tell her how much I genuinely like her....and maybe even ask her out if she doesn't block me immediately.

But for some reason, lads have to play it cool, but so do women, so what you have is two fucking eejits just playing it cool for the next four years, tip-toeing around the obvious like a couple of home invaders walking around somebody's house in their socks. I suppose what I'm asking is, how would you go about pumping your own stomach? Would you do it with a tube or what would ye do. Fucking lockdown man. There's nothing to do except drink alcohol and abuse WhatsApp.

And also, the irony of asking punters about relationship advice - or potential relationship advice - isn't lost on me. Some of you cunts will ask me to ask her if she does OWO.

Also, free Casey again please.

[Mrbean76]

Listen, I've had a few again. In fact I've had drank the same volume of pink gin that would make a tyrannosaurus rex get sick I think.

If a tyrannosaurus rex drank what I've drank tonight, there'd be pieces of goat and metal from Jurassic Park jeeps all over the fucking floor. But thankfully I'm still able to type when I'm drunk, and that's part of the problem you see, because I've been texting a lady friend of mine and part of me is happy enough to play it cool, but another part of me, a part of me swimming in pink gin, would like to drop the act and tell her how much I genuinely like her....and maybe even ask her out if she doesn't block me immediately.

But for some reason, lads have to play it cool, but so do women, so what you have is two fucking eejits just playing it cool for the next four years, tip-toeing around the obvious like a couple of home invaders walking around somebody's house in their socks. I suppose what I'm asking is, how would you go about pumping your own stomach? Would you do it with a tube or what would ye do. Fucking lockdown man. There's nothing to do except drink alcohol and abuse WhatsApp.

And also, the irony of asking punters about relationship advice - or potential relationship advice - isn't lost on me. Some of you cunts will ask me to ask her if she does OWO.

Also, free Casey again please.

Life's too short for games and indecisiveness. Tell her how you feel and if you're rejected move on.

[Pan808]

Casey is free.

[Eagle87]

Life's too short for games and indecisiveness. Tell her how you feel and if you're rejected move on.

You're right Mr Bean. I won't take your advice but I still know you're absolutely right.

[Bluered99]

Ur some man to type and u full of jungle juice... Fair play to ya

[BarryJohn19]

Opportunity knocks once, temptation keeps ringing the bell ...
Go for it.. dint ask...don't receive

[Metro 6R4]

a dumb priest never got a parish. nothing to loose, go for it. enjoy.

[twentyeight]

Play it cool but make your intentions known subtly till she responds. Plenty of beautiful women out here till then 🙂

[funboy71]

Treat it like a punt, give her a call, ask a few questions, gauge her response and make a decision on weather to proceed?

[wolfeagle]

Does she do owo?