Well, folks.


I was down in Killarney this past weekend with some friends, and decided to try and go for a punt on Saturday around noon, as all the friends I went with were out doing the Ring of Kerry, which I've seen now 3 times already, and didn't feel like going out for another rainy one, so I decided to spend the day in town and see what I could get up to.


So I checked to see what was available in Killarney, and of course, anyone who frequents this site will know that there isn't much, and that the 'action' tends to be centered around the major cities, with Dublin obviously having the largest number of active ladies 'on the job'. But, being nearly out-of-my-mind horny, and hoping to not be disappointed, I rang 'Daniella', and I should've realised right away that it was an agency, and thus a total waste of time, at least in my opinion/experience. Normally, if I'm surfing around on the site, looking at ladies profiles, my eyes go directly toward the 'Verified Photos', and if I see a red 'X' instead of the green 'Tick', I click off the profile without a second thought, never to bother with it again. If a lady that's at all serious about the business can't/doesn't bother to get their pics verified, which is not that dificult a process, as other discussions on the site have revealed (it's just a matter of the lady in question taking a photo of herself holding a sign that reads 'Escort-Ireland', if memory serves), then normally I don't bother with it, and I imagine that most other punters take the same appoach; no verified pics, no reviews allowed, forget it!

But being out of control with horniness, I rang anyway, and got a woman with that unmistakeable Kerry accent on the other end; I should've known at that moment it was an agency and just said sorry, no bother, forget I called; but out of my mind with a hard-on that just wouldn't quit, I proceeded to get directions to an apt not far away from where I was staying. I kept thinking she was just a local woman who was escorting on the side to make a bit of money; the profile said she was 'Czech', which I figured was just a cover, as quite a few escorts out there don't put their ACTUAL country of origin on their profiles anyway. I even convinced myself that the fact that she didn't allow reviews was all part of the cover for herself.

I arrived at the place after about 10-15 minutes, gave a ring to her, as was instructed to do when I arrived at a certain spot, and got the apt number and the door entry code. Knocked on the door, and what did I see? Certainly NOT the woman in the (unverified) profile pics! I got a girl who I'm guessing was of North African descent, light-skinned, but had the distinct features in the form of the obviously straightened hair and broad nose. She also had about 3 stone more than the girl in the pics, and none of it 'well placed'. I asked her 'are you Daniella'? she said 'no, I'm (I can't remember the name she gave)'. I asked if there was another girl there as well, and if 'Daniella' was working with her. She said 'no, it's an agency', so, I just said 'look, I have to go, sorry about this', and just walked out in the rain, unbelievable disappointed, not only with the overall situation, but mostly with myself.


I've been punting for years now, about 2 1/2 in Ireland and for longer in other countries, and I went and made a damned rookie mistake like this!! What the HELL was wrong with me? I was so furious that I considered ringing back 'Daniella' and telling her what was on my mind, but decided against that course of action, as ultimately there was no point in causing trouble over the situation. Even if I rang later when I calmed down, and as politely as possible told her I wasn't happy about being 'misled' about who I was going to visit, I realised I'd only be wasting my breath, time, energy, and phone credit.


But I suppose there is a bright side to all of this; I wasn't horny anymore after leaving that apartment, and I STILL had all my money! And I reminded myself to ALWAYS remain cautious when punting, and that I should NEVER compromise my normal 'screening and selection' process for choosing what lady to visit, and that the 'Photo Verification' and 'Reviews' are there for OUR (the punters) benefit! So, I humbly have a laugh at myself, and will use this story as a reminder to myself never to waiver from my own, well-justified standards of going about selecting what ladies to see ever again! Hope my tale helps others out there from making a similar mistake!


All the best,

Cable 87