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    Default Leprechauns answering the E-I phones soon!

    OMG what a day!

    I've been up since the crack of dawn overseeing the install of our fabulous new E-I phone system, so we can provide a better standard of customer service to the lovely ladies that advertise here. I don't usually mind managing workmen (telecoms engineers are essential glorified workmen), but it has been a long day.

    And at 5pm this evening I found out there was a problem with our recorded messages that need to be loaded onto the system first thing tomorrow morning, but what am I supposed to do, the voiceover company we use closes at 5pm!?!

    I found a voiceover company in Arizona, USA that claimed it had Irish staff for voiceovers and I thought - thank fuck - they are 8 hours behind so the day is only starting there, I can get them to do the voiceovers.

    I just got them back... Check out some samples lads:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-3.wav
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-4.wav
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-7.wav

    Patricia x

    P.S. Tell me know honestly, how bad are they?

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    Pat, they're fucking awful.

    But they're funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Pat, they're fucking awful.

    But they're funny!
    I'm just waiting for her to say "And if you are a garda, please press 7 and Roxy will lick your hole..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    OMG what a day!

    I've been up since the crack of dawn overseeing the install of our fabulous new E-I phone system, so we can provide a better standard of customer service to the lovely ladies that advertise here. I don't usually mind managing workmen (telecoms engineers are essential glorified workmen), but it has been a long day.

    And at 5pm this evening I found out there was a problem with our recorded messages that need to be loaded onto the system first thing tomorrow morning, but what am I supposed to do, the voiceover company we use closes at 5pm!?!

    I found a voiceover company in Arizona, USA that claimed it had Irish staff for voiceovers and I thought - thank fuck - they are 8 hours behind so the day is only starting there, I can get them to do the voiceovers.

    I just got them back... Check out some samples lads:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-3.wav
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-4.wav
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/IF-7.wav

    Patricia x

    P.S. Tell me know honestly, how bad are they?
    Pat ther realy realy bad yer one is as irish as elton john is straight

    Thanks for the laugh though
    I'l gladly ring the ans phone for ye & b the voice of the patcave for the right price

    Hows the wank msgs workin out for ye by the way?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy 69 View Post
    Hows the wank msgs workin out for ye by the way?????
    I was listening to them this morning, but the workmen were looking at me funny so I decided to leave making that youtube video until next week, when the workman will be gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    I was listening to them this morning, but the workmen were looking at me funny so I decided to leave making that youtube video until next week, when the workman will be gone
    You should of got them involved so theyd have somthing wonderfull to share with there wives over dinner

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    couldnt you have just wait a day or two and do them before 5pm any other day
    why are you in such a hurry ... the site aint going anywhere ... and weve done without
    this new service so i think a day or two more wouldnt hurt

    oh yeah the voices sound So bad ... you can tell that they are done by Americans
    made me laugh anyway
    Last edited by GrimmJow; 24-04-09 at 00:08.

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    Don't you just love when people try to do an Irish accent, she should put at the end leave a message after the tone cause i'm off to milk the cows and then have sex with the farm hand in the hay LOL

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    omg tht is so fucking funny Pat.... seriousll u shud use tht on your phone system. The fuking state of tht accent........ the owner of tht shud be taken out back and horse whipped.

    but then again so shud all these


    YouTube - Worst Irish accents in film - Part 1

    YouTube - Worst Irish accents in film - Part 2

    fucking americans

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrimmJow View Post
    couldnt you have just wait a day or two and do them before 5pm any other day
    why are you in such a hurry ... the site aint going anywhere ... and weve done without
    this new service so i think a day or two more wouldnt hurt
    We can wait, we probably won't even start using the new system for a week or so, as we have to get trained in, but the phone engineers are finished installing tomorrow, so if we don't have the files tomorrow the whole thing gets delayed until we re-book engineers to come back another day etc... Long story, but its a pain not to just get this all sorted tomorrow on the engineers end!

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