Pissed again.

[rover]

I've had a few glasses of wine, so God knows what I'm going to come out with.
I'd just like to say that for some of us who are a bit older with not much to offer other than money. There's a world out there of BEAUTIFUL - BEAUTIFUL women with fabulous shapely curves that are far more than eyeplleasing unbelievable bodies.
These fabulous women are to me, all my dreams come true, no ties, it's just mutual business, hard cash exchanged for all your wildest dreams come true with women that are so shapelly and desirable, they come from another world, unnfortunately, not my world, but who gives a fuck, if you have 150 or 250, then why not, you're only passing through, go for what makes you tick, beautiful Gorgeous - Gorgeous women, man that's what it's all about, that''s what we were put on this planet for, the joy of exploring as many of these extremely erootic women as we can before we die.
I wouldn't like to or deliberately exploit any women, but if they are agreeable and I'm sure they must like it too, wondering what your next client looks like, how big is his dick,etc., (They're fucked if they get me - let's hope the cash turns them on).
But to conclude, oh beautiful - beautiful escorts out there, you're doing a wonderful job of rendering your vivacious, fabulous dick raising (hate to use the word bodies, althogh I think I already have) Dreamm - Dream - Dream faces and shapely torsos (lacking in imagination for adjectives).
I probably sound like one frustrated motherfucker and apologise if in any way I've caused any offence, I mean no hharm, I'm just totally fixated or hooked on these fabulou escors and before I die, I want to see as many as I possibly can.
I'm a cheat and a hypocrite, but I just can't help myself. (B.H. said get out while I can, but I'm so sorry B.H., there's no hope for me, I'm hooked beyond reproach, I just can't fathom the beauty of the female body.
There's only one escort out there that can identify me, and she's probably still laughing.

[Alec Horan]

you are a real man rover and thats a disease, believe me

- i too have been out for a few jars tonight and am on a bender every night until the end of the month

- life just throws a curve ball at us every day and we swing and miss most of the time but every now and then we strike it right with the sweet spot - keep on rocking baby - no excuses - no apologies - no regrets - just keep on swinging !!!

its the bottom of the seventh and there really is nothing left to lose.....

[experienced punter]

AA can help if u need them...

[Epsilon]

AA can help if u need them...

Ex-P he has had a few drinks, he didnt break down or get a puncture..

[Alana]

I've had a few glasses of wine, so God knows what I'm going to come out with.
I'd just like to say that for some of us who are a bit older with not much to offer other than money.

Awwwww hunnie remember the glass is half full not half empty.

Elle x

[david2666]

Truly, in vino veritas!

(apologies for the tautology!)

[rover]

Awwwww hunnie remember the glass is half full not half empty.

Elle x

I'd love to half fill it for you, with you know what, cheers you little Scottish minx.

Judging by the last 2 or 3 replies, people are barking (barking do ya like it) up the wrong tree, hinting that I may have a drink problem, No Way Hose. It's SSSSsssex not drink.