Happy Christmas Everybody....

[experienced punter]

this thread will be the death of ex p

hes gonna tear the cock off himself


nbt

u weren't far off there I've discharged a lot of spunk since learning of Alec's 'favorites' !.....

[ploy26p]

I want a new colouring book.

I know you're a-possed-ta stay inside the lines but I don't cos I like to express myself


what are you getting?


xHamster's Free Porn Videos <---pretty decent

dont know.. i wrote a list, but my fucking dad burned it when he burned our house down for the insurance money, then he pissed off to thailand to fuck loads of slant eyed gook women, while we shiver in the fucking cold...
what i would really like is a deep throat blowjob, til completion... dont care what anyone says.. deepthroat is the bestest ever.. yeah!!!! my 2nd choice is the latest monopoly game, it comes free with a big fuck off baseball bat you can hit people with if they cheat whilst playing!!! fucking twisters!!!!

[luther]

he pissed off to thailand to fuck loads of slant eyed gook women

Asian.............

Lets be nice eh............

[ploy26p]

Asian.............

Lets be nice eh............

humblest of apologies.. i have just finished watching Full Metal Jacket, and the terminology is still in my head.. asian it is../

[Westsidex]

Seasons greetings,
Westside.

[luther]

humblest of apologies.. i have just finished watching Full Metal Jacket, and the terminology is still in my head.. asian it is../

Thanks........

[ploy26p]

yeah i agree.. i would give anything to have been that bloke in the helicopter with the GPMG.. he must have been a very happy person.. being able to loose off a few rounds whenever he saw fit, or felt under threat, which was probably all the time.. "if they run they are VC, if they stand still they are well trained VC" .....

[Fran Tick]

I want a double bass Ludwig drum kit with Paste symbols and a garden hose so I can put it through the letterbox of my medical student neighbours letterbox and then then turn on the tap and let it run when they're on their Christmas holidays.

[ploy26p]

surely you wont be able to fit a double bass drum kit through the letter box ? you should break the door down and steal all of the medications that they steal from the university.... then fix the door, and put the hose through the letter box, and flood the place.. that'll learn them..

[Dirty Harry]

I want a double bass Ludwig drum kit with Paste symbols and a garden hose so I can put it through the letterbox of my medical student neighbours letterbox and then then turn on the tap and let it run when they're on their Christmas holidays.

what you need is a set of b&w speakers powerd by a top of the range rotel amp with an active b&w subwoofer guaranteed to kill your neighours ears no joke mate that gear will blow the roof of the fookin house