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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
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    > Little Johnny strikes again....
    > The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
    > Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
    > farm,
    > and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
    > The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
    > fascinate, not fascinating'.
    > Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
    > I
    > was fascinated.'
    > The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
    > the word 'fascinate'
    > Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
    > been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
    > way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
    > Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
    > tits
    > are so big she can only fasten eight.'
    > The teacher sat down and cried.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2006


    I love this one:

    An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"
    One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.

    Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot."

    The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."

    "OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"

    After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside."

    Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."

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