Why Escorts Are Better Than One Night Stands ;)

[logs burn]

1)There's no alcohol involved.
2) No awkwardness of waking up to a stranger the following morning.
3) You know exactly what you're getting with an escort. With a one night stand you could pull a total hottie only for her to be a total let down in the bedroom!
4)The price of a night out & wining and dining a stranger with no gaurenteed that there's gonna be any fun is pretty much the same cost as an escort.
5)With an escort there's no risk of pulling a bunny boiler who's gonna turn up on your doorstep screaming at your wife (unless you're Wayne Rooney, poor eejit.
6) Choose an escort - support the local economy!

MOST IMPORTANTLY 99.9% of escorts are well versed on sexual health and meticuliciously take care of their own. Could the same be said for ladies who engage in random drunken romps?

Just my opinion, but hey, I would be biased wouldn't I?

Happy Monday all!

Siobhan xxx

Well said siobhan exactly what I think x

[randaddy2017]

Im not only paying escorts for sex; Im paying them to have sex with me and then leave me alone afterwards. I sound like a sociopath lol but for me its true. Sorry girls.

[doncarlos1]

Yep visit an escort with pictures of just her legs up in the air that surely makes more sense.

[philipkntz]

I've had a few memorable one night stands and a few that I'd like to forget. The best ones have been with bored or cheating wives/girlfriends. Generally those I'd like to forget involve generous amounts of alcohol. Likewise there have been a few escort appointments that I'd like to forget.
What we need here is a list of escorts that are better than one night stands.

[David Feckem]

Civvy ladies are easy to pull. The hard bit is shaking them off.
That's why we pay escorts......... To leave us alone afterwards

So yeah , escorts are much better , usually prettier as well.

Preach zilchy