A man with a black eye boards a plane & notices the man beside him also has a shiner!
The first man says ''how did you get that?''.
Second man says ''instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for 2 pickets to Tittsburgh''!!
First man says ''I got mine like that too.... I wanted to say to my wife, 'pour me a bowl of frosties please' but I accidently said 'You've ruined my life you fat cunt''..........