I'm well experienced now, compared to the very beginning, ordering a Big Mac and ending up with a Bun Burger, still had to eat it though, was hungry at the door.

Anyways, here's a few pointers in my opinion especially for newbies on how to choose escorts from their profiles.

my keys ones are:

The Smile....if they cant even lift a smile in their photo shoots then expect a cold mechanical dull one opening the door to you, probably will make no effort to talk to you, can easily be snappy and distant.

The Pricing.....most escorts charge €150 or below for 30mins, if they charge above up to €200 then you can guess they are money hungry bitches. They say you get what you pay for, well for €150 I have came across many top class escorts, stunning ones, an extra €50 wont make them do summersaults!

The Pics......if your a boob man then all the photo shots that are taken of her back side, then you should expect a flat front.
Sensored face is their personal privacy, thats fair enough, but you are taking a 50/50 gamble. I took a chance on a few, some beautiful some you'd rather they leave the mask on.


My guide is not 100% accurate, if you got more please share them with us, good luck lads!