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    Just wondering would the phrase "Do you lick ass" be a bit too much as a conversation starter on an average pub night out?

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    Depending who you say it to, the response might be a punch. ;-)
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    Do you kick ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Just wondering would the phrase "Do you lick ass" be a bit too much as a conversation starter on an average pub night out?
    Go for it!*








    *But say it in French. Everything sounds cooler in French, am I right? Est-ce que tu léches le cul

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    Best is ' do you come here often'

    Maybe slap again!

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    Reminds me of the joke about the guy who goes up to every woman in the pub and says I am going to ride you tonight- after 50 slaps in the face he hits the jackpot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Just wondering would the phrase "Do you lick ass" be a bit too much as a conversation starter on an average pub night out?
    Hi my name is Mr Sweet Guy . . Would you like a bit of lip massage ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    Hi my name is Mr Sweet Guy . . Would you like a bit of lip massage ?
    Now Red I not into men but could make a first for you but I think you enjoy AMINA better as she wonderful Lady to meet as she give you a Exceptional lip massage Red as I did had Honour of meeting her and a Beauty she is and she give good Lip massage as I found out.........

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    Depends on the company

    Spend a night in my company nothing taboo too me

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    LOL, French coolest langage

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