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    There Once Was An Escort From Wales
    Who Loved To Eat Cabbage And Snails.

    When She Couldn't Find These
    She Survived On The Chesse
    That She Scraped From A Client's
    Prick With Her Nails.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater View Post
    There Once Was An Escort From Wales
    Who Loved To Eat Cabbage And Snails.

    When She Couldn't Find These
    She Survived On The Chesse
    That She Scraped From A Client's
    Prick With Her Nails.

    There Once were two Escorts from Wales
    In Rovers face they would wiggle their tails.
    Much to their surprise it made the fucker rise
    he'd come in their face and just miss their eyes.

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    There once was an escort in Wales,
    Whose business was good for 2 days,
    With the Irish in town,
    To claim THE triple crown,
    And the gland slam while we were there.....
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    There once was an escort from Wales
    Who hankered after the good old days
    When she dived into a ruck
    She could always count on a f**k
    From the best prop...Bull John Hayes.

    There once was a hooker from Caerphilly
    Who gave away an unnecessary free
    On being sent to the sinbin
    She flashed them all a wry grin
    And attempted to importune the referee.

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    Smile Yacky doy

    There once was an escort from wales .whose business had gone to the rails...............because of the sheep, that her clients would keep, ............with condoms.............. that were tied to their tails

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    There Once was an Escort form Wales,
    who was giving special offers in her sales.
    From 150 to 90 what a great bit of luck,
    it makes the price reasonable for a good fuck.

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