Did an Escort ever give you a good bollocking

[joggon]

Went for a body to body massage on Dorset Street.

Cost a fortune. Nearly €200 for something like Nuru or whatever. It was suppose to send the mind body and spirit into bliss or some shit she told me over the phone.

I get there and she asks me to wait in the waiting room. Very uncomfortable in the waiting room. There's this other Arabic looking man reading a magazine looking like he's waiting for some doctor or whatever to bring him in and examine his cock. I don't know it was bloody awkward anyway.

After a torturous 20 minutes wait in the waiting room she brings me in. Stark naked I get and stark naked she gets.
Body to body oil rubbing everywhere.
Then she gets down to my balls and starts blowing on them.
Then moves onto the asshole and starts fingering and doing the prostate massage thing.
I'm about to explode. She turns around into the 69 position and I put my finger on her little tight punanny.
Holy Christ she fucking nearly killed me.
HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE MY BODY. NO TOUCHING!
So anyway I didn't shoot my load and got a bollocking for €200.

[John617]

Dont you have to pay extra for that.

[ford pefect]

I asked a girl once over the phone what the price was for half an hour as on her profile she said to ask , and she started giving out about asking me prices when I was in a public area , so I told her to forget it

[willie wacker]

Went for a body to body massage on Dorset Street.

Cost a fortune. Nearly €200 for something like Nuru or whatever. It was suppose to send the mind body and spirit into bliss or some shit she told me over the phone.

I get there and she asks me to wait in the waiting room. Very uncomfortable in the waiting room. There's this other Arabic looking man reading a magazine looking like he's waiting for some doctor or whatever to bring him in and examine his cock. I don't know it was bloody awkward anyway.

After a torturous 20 minutes wait in the waiting room she brings me in. Stark naked I get and stark naked she gets.
Body to body oil rubbing everywhere.
Then she gets down to my balls and starts blowing on them.
Then moves onto the asshole and starts fingering and doing the prostate massage thing.
I'm about to explode. She turns around into the 69 position and I put my finger on her little tight punanny.
Holy Christ she fucking nearly killed me.
HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE MY BODY. NO TOUCHING!
So anyway I didn't shoot my load and got a bollocking for €200.

PMSL
When you got to the 69 position , I was expecting you to say she was hung like a horse

[50euro]

yes they sure did